Senator Sues God

[lone wolf]

The defendant in a state senator’s lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He’s everywhere. Senator Sues God

...and the farmer takes another load away. This case would be a lawyers' dream!

Wolf

 

[hermanntrude]

I used that term the other day... 'lickity-split'... and stopped dead in my tracks as my mind raced to try to figure out if it sounded as sick out loud as it did in my head. Just like when someone said she was so thrilled she was 'tickled pink'. Now, did these ALWAYS sound so sick and wrong?

i never noticed how perverted those phrases seemed before. But I DO like the way you think

 

[lone wolf]

i never noticed how perverted those phrases seemed before. But I DO like the way you think

Job with the Gas Company should be REAL interesting.... Gas cocks, nipples, butt stop, pressure head....

Wolf

 

[DurkaDurka]

lol... this conversation made me think of the view 'tossing the salad' clip.

I was watching that day, and those poor women obviously had no clue that it's a term for something sexual too. Hearing them say it OVER AND OVER had me in tears I was laughing so hard.

If only someone would introduce her to a "tossed salad", she would be in heaven.

 

[karrie]

If only someone would introduce her to a "tossed salad", she would be in heaven.

no comment.

 

[hermanntrude]

Job with the Gas Company should be REAL interesting.... Gas cocks, nipples, butt stop, pressure head....

Wolf

In my old university, in the gent's toilets, was a printed sign saying "cock in ladies". Always made me chuckle

 

[Kreskin]

Someone used that during election coverage the one year and poor hubby nearly swallowed his tongue. lol

Karrie, I remember that. I almost choked too. I believe it was Bob Dole.