The beauty of the words brings a tear to yer eye.
Hugh the Goliath
In high school they called him Colossus
And the boys were all startled to see
That his gift was as long and as thick as a cuke
That went from his crotch to his knee.
No regular briefs could enclose it
No pant was designed to hold
The root that they spoke of in whispers
And about which legends were told
It was said that when soft, Hugh would use it
Like a rope to tie girls up for fun
When hard, it would shade the cheerleaders
And keep them all out of the sun
Hugh's uncut appendage was famous
Everyone hoped for a glimpse of his prize
All the guys craved his turgid Goliath
All the girls longed to feel its great size
But although its bulk was enormous
And everyone longed for its girth
Hugh died a young man and a virgin
He was buried face down in the earth
The reason 'twas said was quite simple
And most geologically sound
If Hugh popped a boner while facing the sky
He'd dig himself out of the ground
Hugh the Goliath
In high school they called him Colossus
And the boys were all startled to see
That his gift was as long and as thick as a cuke
That went from his crotch to his knee.
No regular briefs could enclose it
No pant was designed to hold
The root that they spoke of in whispers
And about which legends were told
It was said that when soft, Hugh would use it
Like a rope to tie girls up for fun
When hard, it would shade the cheerleaders
And keep them all out of the sun
Hugh's uncut appendage was famous
Everyone hoped for a glimpse of his prize
All the guys craved his turgid goliath
All the girls longed to feel its great size
But although its bulk was enormous
And everyone longed for its girth
Hugh died a young man and a virgin
He was buried face down in the earth
The reason 'twas said was quite simple
And most geologically sound
If Hugh popped a boner while facing the sky
He'd dig himself out of the ground
- murphy
[youtube]rVq0ONrSH-Q[/youtube]
Hugh the Goliath
In high school they called him Colossus
And the boys were all startled to see
That his gift was as long and as thick as a cuke
That went from his crotch to his knee.
No regular briefs could enclose it
No pant was designed to hold
The root that they spoke of in whispers
And about which legends were told
It was said that when soft, Hugh would use it
Like a rope to tie girls up for fun
When hard, it would shade the cheerleaders
And keep them all out of the sun
Hugh's uncut appendage was famous
Everyone hoped for a glimpse of his prize
All the guys craved his turgid Goliath
All the girls longed to feel its great size
But although its bulk was enormous
And everyone longed for its girth
Hugh died a young man and a virgin
He was buried face down in the earth
The reason 'twas said was quite simple
And most geologically sound
If Hugh popped a boner while facing the sky
He'd dig himself out of the ground
Hugh the Goliath
In high school they called him Colossus
And the boys were all startled to see
That his gift was as long and as thick as a cuke
That went from his crotch to his knee.
No regular briefs could enclose it
No pant was designed to hold
The root that they spoke of in whispers
And about which legends were told
It was said that when soft, Hugh would use it
Like a rope to tie girls up for fun
When hard, it would shade the cheerleaders
And keep them all out of the sun
Hugh's uncut appendage was famous
Everyone hoped for a glimpse of his prize
All the guys craved his turgid goliath
All the girls longed to feel its great size
But although its bulk was enormous
And everyone longed for its girth
Hugh died a young man and a virgin
He was buried face down in the earth
The reason 'twas said was quite simple
And most geologically sound
If Hugh popped a boner while facing the sky
He'd dig himself out of the ground
- murphy
[youtube]rVq0ONrSH-Q[/youtube]
