Quebec for New Zealand

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General James Wolfe

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I as a proud Anglophone think it is in the best interest of both Anglophones and Francophones that we trade territories with each other. The Anglophones should give New Zealand to the Francophones, the Francophones inturn should relinqish their claim on Quebec.


I think that the Anglophone New Zealanders should relocate to Quebec while the Francophone Quebecois should leave for New Zealand. This will suit both communities. The new flag of Quebec would be the former New Zealand flag while the new flag of New Zealand will be the flag of Quebec.


Theire are many reasons that the Quebecois should move to New Zealand like


01. New Zealand has 2 large and rich cities (Auckland and Wellington).
02. New Zealand is far away from the Anglophone world (the closest Anglophone nation is Austrailia).
03. New zealand is close to the French territories of the Paciffic Ocean (New Caledonia, Vanatu, Tulava, Polynisia and Wallis and Futana).
04. New Zealand was settled by the French for a while (Akaroa, South Island).
05. New Zealand has Alps (Southern Alps) like France.
06. New Zealand is the biggest producer of quality Lamb (France's favourite meat).
07. New Zealand is just the right size to house 5-6 million Quebecois.
08. New Zealand has a cool climate.
09. New Zealand has beautifull scenery.
10. New Zealand is produces great wine (France's favourite drink).
11. New Zealand is far away from American influence (Hamburgers and such)

Theire are many reasons for New Zealanders should move to Quebec like


01. Quebec has 2 large and rich cities (Quebec City and Montreal).
02. Quebec is far away from Austrailia (enemy to a lot of New Zealanders).
03. Quebec is closer to Great Britain and Ireland.
04. Quebec is just the right size to house 4 million New Zealanders.
05. Quebec has beautiful scenery.
06. Quebec is closer to America .
07. Quebec is bigger than New Zealand.
08. Quebec has lots of land for Sheep farming.
09. Quebec has the St Lawrence River.
10. Quebec with 4 million New Zealanders will make Quebec a majority Anglophone Province.
11. Quebec is home to 600.000 other Anglophones.



I know that the trade will be tough on both sides, but in the end it will be for the best for both Anglophones and Francophones. With this trade the Anglophones and Francophones can be seperate from one another.


I love New Zealand and letting the Francophones get it makes my stomach crawl, but in the end the Anglophones of New Zealand will benifit of moving to Quebec and so will the Francophones of Quebec will benifit of moving to New Zealand.



for Information on French colonisation in New Zealand go to


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akaroa


We all know that the Anglophones and Francophones will always be enemies the best soloution is to seperate them like the Bosnian Muslims, Orthodox Serbs and the Catholic Croats.


BTW an extra bonus to Franco-Quebecois to move to New Zealand you can change the name of the Capital of New Zealand from Wellington to Napolean.
 
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Good God Wolfe you just won't give it up! I thought you would have come up with something more original like sending the Québecois on mars or something like that...

But then New-Zealand wouldn't be so bad...
 
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General James Wolfe

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We Anglo-Celts kicked the asses of the French in Canada. We defeated the French for Canada and righfully Canada belongs to the Anglo-Celts (English, Scottish, Irish and Welsh) and their allies the First Nations. You should be gratefull that the British and their Canadian allies did not expell you like they did to your cousins the Acadians. Their is still time to kick you from Canada because the Anglophone Canadians have the Royal Canadian Army and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police on their side. A Canadian Civil War will be wone by the Anglo-Canadians and not the Franco-Quebecois.


BTW The Canadians have an ally in the South called America. I am sure than British Americans would volunter to fight for Canada against you Frogs because they hate the French more than the Anglo-Canadians do.
 
CDNBear

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I beleive you have a point there General.

Didn't the Cajuns/Acadians try to act up once and start some sort of "gimme gimme gimme" rampage, like Quebec and didn't they get biatch slapped?
 
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General James Wolfe

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I dont know that much of the Acadians. I know they occupied what is now New Brunswick and Nova Scotia and after the British conquest of Acadia many of them were driven out of Acadia by the Royal Armed Forces and many of them went to


Saint Domingue (Hati and Domincian Republic)
Louisiana Territory


The ones that did go to Louisiana became the anscestors of the modern day Cajuns. I believe that if the British did the same thing to the Quebecois we will be having no problem with Quebec Nationalism or the prediciment that Canada is in today.


LETS SEND QUEBECOIS TO NEW ZEALAND FAR AWAY FROM CANADA.
 
m_levesque

m_levesque

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General James Wolfe said:
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We Anglo-Celts kicked the asses of the French in Canada. We defeated the French for Canada and righfully Canada belongs to the Anglo-Celts (English, Scottish, Irish and Welsh) and their allies the First Nations. You should be gratefull that the British and their Canadian allies did not expell you like they did to your cousins the Acadians. Their is still time to kick you from Canada because the Anglophone Canadians have the Royal Canadian Army and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police on their side. A Canadian Civil War will be wone by the Anglo-Canadians and not the Franco-Quebecois.


BTW The Canadians have an ally in the South called America. I am sure than British Americans would volunter to fight for Canada against you Frogs because they hate the French more than the Anglo-Canadians do.
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What a load of utter BS. How tired we are of hearing the opinions of English arrogance. Your empire is over, it died after WW2..get over it. The British couldn't muster a standing ovation, let alone a successful war.

Vive le quebec Libre!
 
CDNBear

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Oh yes the smell of smug arrogance. Or is that the smell of the Quebecuois? Doesn't really matter, half dozen of one, six of the other.

Must be a westerly wind blowin' it in from la belle provence.
 
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Yes you can shead yourself of our currency, our Armed Forces, our infrastucture, our Native Lands, our etc etc.
 
m_levesque

m_levesque

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CDNBear said:
Yes you can shead yourself of our currency, our Armed Forces, our infrastucture, our Native Lands, our etc etc.
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Native lands??? You are all trespassing on Quebec. If you natives do not care to be in the new nation of Quebec, you will be free to move to English Canada.
 
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General James Wolfe

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The only thing that the French and their babies ie the Quebecois are good at is hosting an invasion. Your friends accross the Atlantic surrenderd France after 2 months fighting the Germans. So the most powerfull French speaking nation of 40 million surrendered in 2 monthes can you imangine how long Quebec a province of 6 million can stand out against the Royal Canadian Armed Forces and the Royal Canadian Police. I would give it 2 weeks at the most.


Start building factories to make whie surrneder flags because you are going to need every one of them when you surrender.


BTW We Anglo-Celts saved your friends accross the ocean France twice in World War 1 and World War 2.
 
CDNBear

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m_levesque said:
Native lands??? You are all trespassing on Quebec. If you natives do not care to be in the new nation of Quebec, you will be free to move to English Canada.
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ROTFLMFFAO,

Keep dreaming hunny, you will be free to eat lead if you try to bully us. You French prat.

btw, you're tresspassing on our Lands, and we have international law on our side, so good luck with that.
 
m_levesque

m_levesque

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CDNBear said:
ROTFLMFFAO,

Keep dreaming hunny, you will be free to eat lead if you try to bully us. You French prat.
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US??? are you an Indian? I have no respect for that drug soaked welfare living band of parisites who whine everytime they think their rights are infringed upon. Let them actually go out and work for their keep for a change.Your ancestors would have been ashamed of you today, living off the welfare of the Canadian people.
 
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General James Wolfe

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Time to send these Quebecois to New Zealand where they will cause no trouble to the Anglophone World. I would say that giving New Zealand to the Quebecois would be a nice present. New Zealand would be a great home to the Quebecois and Quebec would make a great home to the New Zealanders.


6 million trouble making Quebecois would fit nicely in New Zealand.
 
m_levesque

m_levesque

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General James Wolfe said:
Time to send these Quebecois to New Zealand where they will cause no trouble to the Anglophone World. I would say that giving New Zealand to the Quebecois would be a nice present. New Zealand would be a great home to the Quebecois and Quebec would make a great home to the New Zealanders.


6 million trouble making Quebecois would fit nicely in New Zealand.
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There are more then 6 millions of us:)
 
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