Quebec for New Zealand

[Sassylassie]

One day, when we are finally shed of English Canada, you shall see the wind blowing from la belle COUNTRY!

It can't happen fast enough for those of us who live in the East, enjoy poverty, socialism, Extreme Islam, and no Federal Jobs. On the upside you should be speaking Arabic in oh ten years like the Motherland France. Whom can't stand Quebec by the way, they think you speak Francais funny but so do I. Enjoy a Goberment of the people for the people, as the Goberment sells their souls for MONEY. :laughing7:

 

[Mr.Roboto]

Breed like rabbits...now theres a new one!

Hey General Wolfe, I got an idea, how about we trade you for some guy who lives in a country that dosen't have Internet access so we can have a break of your stupid ass threads?

 

[I think not]

Everytime the General posts, he's relocating the Quebecois to another part of the planet as if the indigenous population of that area, would gladly accept his propositions.

Wouldn't it be easier to just leave them be where they are? :S

 

[Mr.Roboto]

It can't happen fast enough for those of us who live in the East, enjoy poverty, socialism, Extreme Islam, and no Federal Jobs. On the upside you should be speaking Arabic in oh ten years like the Motherland France. Whom can't stand Quebec by the way, they think you speak Francais funny but so do I. Enjoy a Goberment of the people for the people, as the Goberment sells their souls for MONEY.

The french, they can think whatever they want, I don't care. Our french is not more funnier than your english Sassy, its americanized. The british got their culture, and you guys have yours. Same as us and the french.

What makes me laugh is when an american that is in a foreign place ask if anybody speaks american...

 

[Orpheus76]

I don't think the sheep of New Zealand (the true masters of the island!) want to swap out the people they've got. They already have them trained.

 

[Mr.Roboto]

Everytime the General posts, he's relocating the Quebecois to another part of the planet as if the indigenous population of that area, would gladly accept his propositions.

Wouldn't it be easier to just leave them be where they are? :S

Indeed, a smatter choice. lol.

He will probably suggest to move us to the earth's core next and call the place Zion.

 

[Mr.Roboto]

I don't think the sheep of New Zealand (the true masters of the island!) want to swap out the people they've got. They already have them trained.

Not to mention that when they get here, they will have to be taught how to run a sugar shack and make maple sirup.

 

[Dalreg]

US??? are you an Indian? I have no respect for that drug soaked welfare living band of parisites who whine everytime they think their rights are infringed upon. Let them actually go out and work for their keep for a change.Your ancestors would have been ashamed of you today, living off the welfare of the Canadian people.

Why do you make fun of the quebecois? Everything you wrote aplies to youself!

 

[Blackleaf]

I as a proud Anglophone think it is in the best interest of both Anglophones and Francophones that we trade territories with each other. The Anglophones should give New Zealand to the Francophones, the Francophones inturn should relinqish their claim on Quebec.


I think that the Anglophone New Zealanders should relocate to Quebec while the Francophone Quebecois should leave for New Zealand. This will suit both communities. The new flag of Quebec would be the former New Zealand flag while the new flag of New Zealand will be the flag of Quebec.


Theire are many reasons that the Quebecois should move to New Zealand like


01. New Zealand has 2 large and rich cities (Auckland and Wellington).
02. New Zealand is far away from the Anglophone world (the closest Anglophone nation is Austrailia).
03. New zealand is close to the French territories of the Paciffic Ocean (New Caledonia, Vanatu, Tulava, Polynisia and Wallis and Futana).
04. New Zealand was settled by the French for a while (Akaroa, South Island).
05. New Zealand has Alps (Southern Alps) like France.
06. New Zealand is the biggest producer of quality Lamb (France's favourite meat).
07. New Zealand is just the right size to house 5-6 million Quebecois.
08. New Zealand has a cool climate.
09. New Zealand has beautifull scenery.
10. New Zealand is produces great wine (France's favourite drink).
11. New Zealand is far away from American influence (Hamburgers and such)

Theire are many reasons for New Zealanders should move to Quebec like


01. Quebec has 2 large and rich cities (Quebec City and Montreal).
02. Quebec is far away from Austrailia (enemy to a lot of New Zealanders).
03. Quebec is closer to Great Britain and Ireland.
04. Quebec is just the right size to house 4 million New Zealanders.
05. Quebec has beautiful scenery.
06. Quebec is closer to America .
07. Quebec is bigger than New Zealand.
08. Quebec has lots of land for Sheep farming.
09. Quebec has the St Lawrence River.
10. Quebec with 4 million New Zealanders will make Quebec a majority Anglophone Province.
11. Quebec is home to 600.000 other Anglophones.



I know that the trade will be tough on both sides, but in the end it will be for the best for both Anglophones and Francophones. With this trade the Anglophones and Francophones can be seperate from one another.


I love New Zealand and letting the Francophones get it makes my stomach crawl, but in the end the Anglophones of New Zealand will benifit of moving to Quebec and so will the Francophones of Quebec will benifit of moving to New Zealand.



for Information on French colonisation in New Zealand go to


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akaroa


We all know that the Anglophones and Francophones will always be enemies the best soloution is to seperate them like the Bosnian Muslims, Orthodox Serbs and the Catholic Croats.


BTW an extra bonus to Franco-Quebecois to move to New Zealand you can change the name of the Capital of New Zealand from Wellington to Napolean.

Why on Earth would New Zealanders want to live in Quebec?

 

[Blackleaf]

what about just sending the anglos back to england--wouldnt that be more efficient?

That would be a good idea. It would push our population up to to over 200 million and we can become an Empire again.

And Canada's population would be reduced by quite a bit.

 

[McDonald]

Whoever started this thread is so foolish. Nobody cres that the British conquered the French in North America because Canadians aren't necessarily British anymore. And don't forget that the French Canadians helped to build this modern nation of Canada. So get your head out of the past (and your ass for that matter) and realise that the things you say here are harmful to your country, not helpful.

Proud anglophone... More like an obnoxious one. No offence intended, but you should grow up. To think that you're better than one of your fellow Canadians just because of your language... You had nothing to do with past British victories, and you had nothing to do with your speaking English. English just happened to be the language of the woman who shat you out of her womb. So please, spare us all that ethnocentric garbage.

 

[Orpheus76]

The way I see it: Quebec is part of Canada. Period. They are my French brothers. I can't necessarily understand what they say, but its all good. Family doesn't have to understand one another; just live together.

 

[cortex]

Cortex


We Anglo-Celts kicked the asses of the French in Canada. We defeated the French for Canada and righfully Canada belongs to the Anglo-Celts (English, Scottish, Irish and Welsh) and their allies the First Nations. You should be gratefull that the British and their Canadian allies did not expell you like they did to your cousins the Acadians. Their is still time to kick you from Canada because the Anglophone Canadians have the Royal Canadian Army and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police on their side. A Canadian Civil War will be wone by the Anglo-Canadians and not the Franco-Quebecois.


BTW The Canadians have an ally in the South called America. I am sure than British Americans would volunter to fight for Canada against you Frogs because they hate the French more than the Anglo-Canadians do.

ah yes---the dirty wasp

 

[cortex]

Their are more than 6 million of you. That I would not be surprised becasue we all know that Quebecois breed like rabbits.

Of course the problem with your type is that you have trouble breeding---because you still haven't figured out what aperture to stick it in.

 

[I think not]

I have a better idea, let's round up all the extremists (left and right) from the US and Canada and ship them to the moon!

 

[Numure]

ROTFLMFFAO,

Keep dreaming hunny, you will be free to eat lead if you try to bully us. You French prat.

btw, you're tresspassing on our Lands, and we have international law on our side, so good luck with that.

Bouhahahaha. The alchool is good today?

 

[Tonington]

I have a better idea, let's round up all the extremists (left and right) from the US and Canada and ship them to the moon!

That has to be the best idea anyone has put forward here.

Seriously what's with all the Quebec hating anyways? I know lots of people who are from Quebec and they are fine with how things are right now. It's when people start stirring the pot that we get trouble.

 

[CDNBear]

US??? are you an Indian? I have no respect for that drug soaked welfare living band of parisites who whine everytime they think their rights are infringed upon. Let them actually go out and work for their keep for a change.Your ancestors would have been ashamed of you today, living off the welfare of the Canadian people.

Well aren't you a little ray of racist sunshine.

You don't even know me, so how is it you came to the conclusion I'm on welfare?

I love the bravery you show on line, why don't you take your Kramer act down to Oka, and get some last laughs.

Or send me your address. We'll come see you.

ROTFLMAO.

 

[CDNBear]

Bouhahahaha. The alchool is good today?

Haven't had a drop in years, read my profile intro. Bet that to hard for your narrow mind to grasp though eh?

 

[Numure]

Haven't had a drop in years, read my profile intro. Bet that to hard for your narrow mind to grasp though eh?

Like I'd believe a kid that claims he was in the airborne. Not its been dismantled...

Keep drinking bud, might make you more credible to your peers.