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What's that Zoof?
I lost all concentration a few posts back for some reason.
What's that Zoof?
I lost all concentration a few posts back for some reason.
Posted just because he is absolutely gorgeous:
- Thread starter Haggis McBagpipe
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Dexter Sinister said:
Ha! He's younger, but only by a few years, the cutie. You're right about the sunset, though, for he, like a gorgeous red and gold prairie sunset, stops the heart a bit and never totally leaves the mind.
That sunset can eat crackers in my bed any day. :lol: :lol:
Re: RE: Posted just because he is absolutely gorgeous:
I never liked them either.
glossprincess said:
I never liked them either.
Re: RE: Posted just because he is absolutely gorgeous:
I do.
And you'd love him. Everybody does, even his ex-wives.
He is articulate, very well traveled, extremely intelligent, a great musician, hung like a ....never mind, but......
Do you have any money?
Haggis McBagpipe said:Colpy said:
Gasp! (all else goes blank in mind) You have a friend who looks like Branagh???? What is your address? No. Wait. What is your FRIEND'S address?? Hurry. This is an emergency.
I do.
And you'd love him. Everybody does, even his ex-wives.
He is articulate, very well traveled, extremely intelligent, a great musician, hung like a ....never mind, but......
Do you have any money?
Re: RE: Posted just because he is absolutely gorgeous:
It's too much. Haggis keels over, dead from shock.
Colpy said:
It's too much. Haggis keels over, dead from shock.
Ladies, ladies.........I can't just be handing out the man's address like I was hawking papers on the corner.......he is 50, you know......you could hurt him, all in a bunch.
So, I'll have to accept this great responsibility, and find some appropriate way to pick one suitable lady....
Let's see.....psychiatric assessments for all candidates? Nope, too expensive, and I'd hate to see Haggis' dungeon exposed and the poor dear locked up.
Compatibility tests? Nope. If you're female, you're compatible.
I HAVE IT!
An auction. The lady that offers Colpy the most cash (cheques not accepted) gets the address....
Truely a stroke of genius on my part. After all, your ability to pay me should indicate some ability to keep the gentleman in the manner to which he would very much like to become accustomed......
Shall we start the bidding at $10,000?
Damn, I knew I could make the SOB pay off somehow!
I can picture it now....a knock at the door, it opens, a leap!
"You're mine you gorgeous creature! I've bought and paid for you!"
Heh-heh.
So, I'll have to accept this great responsibility, and find some appropriate way to pick one suitable lady....
Let's see.....psychiatric assessments for all candidates? Nope, too expensive, and I'd hate to see Haggis' dungeon exposed and the poor dear locked up.
Compatibility tests? Nope. If you're female, you're compatible.
I HAVE IT!
An auction. The lady that offers Colpy the most cash (cheques not accepted) gets the address....
Truely a stroke of genius on my part. After all, your ability to pay me should indicate some ability to keep the gentleman in the manner to which he would very much like to become accustomed......
Shall we start the bidding at $10,000?
Damn, I knew I could make the SOB pay off somehow!
I can picture it now....a knock at the door, it opens, a leap!
"You're mine you gorgeous creature! I've bought and paid for you!"
Heh-heh.
She's a damn awesome actress!!!
Colpy....you got a friend who's.....lets say...half his age but double his looks???
Colpy....you got a friend who's.....lets say...half his age but double his looks???
Colpy, I have the money. TRUST me. It is in an account in Nigeria, but I can get it fairly soon, in fact I can get it easier if you and your friend were to write me a check for $5,000. I would then get you $20,000 as soon as my account is accessible again. Easy money!
