Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run

[SLM]

awww...it's ok, we have lovely parting gifts for you. there's a can of shasta soda, some rice a roni and a big ol' richard dawson kiss from yours truly. :lol:

A Richard Dawson kiss? Really? Don't tease me now, cuz I'm pretty sure he used tongue.

 

[MHz]

I'm pretty sure he used tongue.

To climb stairs with maybe. How dangerous is a suitcase? It isn't like you have to say, 'Stay' when you put him down someplace' (with water and a snack) Then again the Black Knight found employment. (insert working link to Monty Python and the Black Knight vid chip)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

 

[Goober]

New flash
Cops shoot & kill multiple murder suspect- Repeatedly told to raise his hands, no response.
Officers felt he was of imminent danger to themselves and contrary to public belief could not shoot him in the legs………

 

[Sal]

New flash
Cops shoot & kill multiple murder suspect- Repeatedly told to raise his hands, no response.
Officers felt he was of imminent danger to themselves and contrary to public belief could not shoot him in the legs………

hands down

another great line...LOL

 

[Goober]

If he floats down from a tree his name is Lief.

Or Skip if towed behind a speed boat.

The Cops trailed and nailed him............... to a wall, wrong suspect as this fellow was named Art.

 

[MHz]

Like his two partners, Bob was caught trying to cross a lake and Matt was found in a parking lot.

All in all I can't help but feel it is the end to what was obviously a very bad day already, I say that after walking over here and typing that out in about 30 seconds.

One more part to go and he would make a trustworthy Priest.

 

[Locutus]

A Richard Dawson kiss? Really? Don't tease me now, cuz I'm pretty sure he used tongue.

well...if that's what we're gonna call it then, a 'tongue'...that's just fine. ;-)

 

[MHz]

Doesn't matter what you call him, with no arms and legs it isn't like 'Come.' is in his 'things I can do.' list.

 

[SLM]

well...if that's what we're gonna call it then, a 'tongue'...that's just fine. ;-)

Ha! Randy this afternoon ain't ya? You cheeky monkey, lol.

 

[Locutus]

Ha! Randy this afternoon ain't ya? You cheeky monkey, lol.

'this afternoon'

 

[SLM]

'this afternoon'

My bad, my bad. Should read "on days that end in 'y'" lol