Personality traits
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Well, according to Cosmopolitan* magazine's surveys (an unimpeachable source, of course), the top three things women want in a man are, in order of importance:
1. a sense of humour
2. money
3. good looks.
But somehow I can't help thinking that if you've got #2 and #3, your stupid jokes are going to be a lot funnier.
*What a dreadful rag that magazine is. Shed those unwanted brains! How to catch a man! How to be happy without a man! 27 sex moves that'll blow his mind and make him beg for more! It's not that complicated, ladies. Just show up and get naked.
1. a sense of humour
2. money
3. good looks.
But somehow I can't help thinking that if you've got #2 and #3, your stupid jokes are going to be a lot funnier.
*What a dreadful rag that magazine is. Shed those unwanted brains! How to catch a man! How to be happy without a man! 27 sex moves that'll blow his mind and make him beg for more! It's not that complicated, ladies. Just show up and get naked.
I will agree with Amber. Intelligence, common sense, and ambition. As for sense of humor, it depends on the kind of sense of humor that a person's got. I find that for a lot of people sense of humor means laughing AT someone, instead of sharing a joke and laughing WITH someone. I don't really like this kind of thing. It might be silly, but that is also the reason I hardly ever watch comedies - I don't enjoy seeing someone make a fool of hiself, find himself in an embarrassing position, and having everyone laugh at him. And I don't enjou this kind of thing in real life, I just don't find someone's embarrassement funny.
Laughing at yourself is quite another thing, though. Everyone needs a touch of self-irony, to keep you down-to-earth. But very often this feeling is quite misleading, when we turn some fault of ours that is really a hindrance into a joke, and when we start laughing at it, instead of correcting it.
Those girls' magazines are something, to be sure! I was looking through one of them recently, and I came across an article, that was called something like "Most important questions on sex", or something of the kind. And one of the questions was - how many calories are there in sperm? THAT really made me laugh. Such a question would've never occured to me. But then, maybe I just don't care that much about fitness?
ROTFLMFFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
According to some, I'm grating. Does that make my wife cheesy, cause she loves me???
Cosmopolitan --you are quoting Cosmo
the mag that once ran a near-nude centerfold of a then little-known actor named Burt Renolds April 1972. It was a scandalous move for the time. The issue created great controversy, propelling both Cosmopolitan and Reynolds to the forefront of American popular culture wasn't first
I hear men secretly read the mag and have for years
Why wasn't money first ??--oh right we have are own money --lol --
CND B And no your wife is not cheesy cause she loves you --because you most likely love her right back
A thought :do you think women dress, primp and adorn themselves for men --well guess what its not about men its competition with other women men are merely a bonus --lol
the mag that once ran a near-nude centerfold of a then little-known actor named Burt Renolds April 1972. It was a scandalous move for the time. The issue created great controversy, propelling both Cosmopolitan and Reynolds to the forefront of American popular culture wasn't first
I hear men secretly read the mag and have for years
Why wasn't money first ??--oh right we have are own money --lol --
CND B And no your wife is not cheesy cause she loves you --because you most likely love her right back
A thought :do you think women dress, primp and adorn themselves for men --well guess what its not about men its competition with other women men are merely a bonus --lol
Question: If a sense of humour is so important to women, then why are most of the comedians single or divorced?
Female pissing contest --lol ok good assimilation --lol
Because they arent really that funny off stage remeber Carey --he was seen as a egotistic meany but a real hoot
Because they arent really that funny off stage remeber Carey --he was seen as a egotistic meany but a real hoot
cents of umor
Vass iss cents of umor?
Vy it is being important is ze vorld?
:read2::read2: Ich ben reeding here on how somvun die...............Now das is funnee....ha ha....Got dam good vun!! ho ho ho.
Izz daz vat ve meen...........cents of umor??
To buy is possible cents of humor??
Ich ben habbin lots monee, no cents..........ho ho ho.....ha ha.
Zer, I habben one.......:laughing7:
:tongue7:Voops, ich ben runnen roun in small circle, dissapeer up own arse....ha ha
:albino:
Vass iss cents of umor?
Vy it is being important is ze vorld?
:read2::read2: Ich ben reeding here on how somvun die...............Now das is funnee....ha ha....Got dam good vun!! ho ho ho.
Izz daz vat ve meen...........cents of umor??
To buy is possible cents of humor??
Ich ben habbin lots monee, no cents..........ho ho ho.....ha ha.
Zer, I habben one.......:laughing7:
:tongue7:Voops, ich ben runnen roun in small circle, dissapeer up own arse....ha ha
:albino:
Honor, integrity, honesty, intelligence (usually include humor in with this), loyalty, aptitude for doing book-keeping (I'm too lazy to do that stuff) ......
Then there's the physical aspects ..... :sex:
Then there's the physical aspects ..... :sex: