Over at the CIA, 1 in 5 job seekers were found to be...

Kreskin

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Don't hyperventilate cummy. It's unbecumming. Just read the story lad. You might learn something. :lol:

The CIA found that among a subset of job seekers whose backgrounds raised questions, roughly one out of every five had "significant terrorist and/or hostile intelligence connections," according to the document, which was provided to the Washington Post by former National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden.
This is a huge scandal!

I will train the CIA to unleash mental powers that will block unqualified people from sending in resumes.
 

petros

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This is a huge scandal!

I will train the CIA to unleash mental powers that will block unqualified people from sending in resumes.

I saw that movie about the using the force.

I think it was Strange Brew

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob." - Doug McKenzie:
 

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I remember a news story in which one of the hijackers applied to a school. the application form asked the question, what program would you like to enroll in? he replied, travel and terrorism. he was accepted. :shock: :(
 

karrie

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I remember a news story in which one of the hijackers applied to a school. the application form asked the question, what program would you like to enroll in? he replied, travel and terrorism. he was accepted. :shock: :(

Sounds an awful lot to me like you're confusing a tasteless pun, with a news story. Of course, feel free to find a source to prove me wrong, but, it's pretty suspiciously 'punny'
 

spaminator

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Sounds an awful lot to me like you're confusing a tasteless pun, with a news story. Of course, feel free to find a source to prove me wrong, but, it's pretty suspiciously 'punny'
I think I saw it on an episode of dateline. i'll will try and see if I can find a clip and post it here.