Cops are looking for a 19-year-old White guy.
So they can buy him some Burger King.
Detroit is known for its safety record.Hoping on the 94 east outta here, Ill be in Detroit for the fireworks tonight..
Yeesh. "Happy" 4th of July. You guys "win" again. I think all we had was a double stabbing in Forks, Manitoba on July 1st.
At least Canada is on the board at #1 for something though:U-S-A! U-S-A! We're Number 1! We're Number 1!
MAGA!