No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America Costume

DurkaDurka

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Now, I can understand the costume but why the hell would you keep a burrito in your pants?

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No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America Costume

POSTED: 6:12 pm EDT July 10, 2007
BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
Instead, Doctr Raymond Adamcik will take part in a diversion program for first time offenders, which includes community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.The charges will not show up on his criminal record.Adamcik was arrested in April during a bar crawl for medical professionals.
 

thomaska

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Now, I can understand the costume but why the hell would you keep a burrito in your pants?

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/13657347/detail.html


No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America Costume

POSTED: 6:12 pm EDT July 10, 2007
BERVARD COUNTY, Fla. -- The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
Instead, Doctr Raymond Adamcik will take part in a diversion program for first time offenders, which includes community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.The charges will not show up on his criminal record.Adamcik was arrested in April during a bar crawl for medical professionals.

What kind of burrito was it?
 

thomaska

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If he had received jail time, could you imagine the conversation?

Con#1: So..whatchoo in fo?

Capt A: Carrying a concealed burrito without a permit.

Con#1: What kind of burrito?

Capt A: A fromunda cheese burrito...


Or something like that I guess...
 

DurkaDurka

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If he had received jail time, could you imagine the conversation?

Con#1: So..whatchoo in fo?

Capt A: Carrying a concealed burrito without a permit.

Con#1: What kind of burrito?

Capt A: A fromunda cheese burrito...


Or something like that I guess...

Ya, I don't think you would have much "street cred" for committing a crime like that. He would be on the receiving end of someone else's burrito in a matter of minutes.