Natural burial

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The normal way is to wait until after you croak before the barbeque. ALthough there may very well be some yuppies that do not wish to wait that long to collect their inheritance.

Obviously one would wait until they're dead..... I however don't care if I'm alive or dead, I'm not setting fire to my body...... dead or alive, I still consider it a brutal way to go and I might as well have someone shove some TNT up my arse and blow me into fragments.... at least the process would be quicker..... and for the environmentalist out there, less CO2 emissions as well.

Nope.... wrap me up or don't, but just dump my body somewhere, either in a shallow grave or no grave at all and let the animals have their way...... I hear the penis is a tender area for some meat.

I expect burning her would make her toast. Frankly, after I'm dead I really don't much care what is done with my corpse.

So you wouldn't mind if I took your body and strung it up in a tree for children to whack at with baseball bats like a pinata?

What if I decided to take your body and make "Weekend at Burnies 3" and tossed your body down a ski hill?