Also as for my claim you not being a lawyer, I know lawyers, plenty.
Of course you do, Boomster. I have not the slightest doubt that lawyers line up at the truck stop when you're driving, or at the call center where you work, desperate for your sage advice. And of course they're so impressed by your deep wisdom and shining charisma that they take you to the secret lawyer clubs in the evenings, and sit in slack-jawed wonder as you recount your many manly exploits. No doubt the COMPLETELY NAKED SUPERMODELS who serve the drinks at the secret lawyer clubs are all just so blown away by your pure animal magnetism that they hurl themselves at you by the dozen.
Yep, there's hardly a truck driver/tech support drone that doesn't have hordes of admiring lawyers following him around because he's just so damn cool.
Your opinion of my profession is very flattering, thanks. But it's the surest proof you don't know many lawyers, if any. And those you have met, you have met only in a professional capacity. I'm sure you think lawyers out of the office and at home are always high-minded and spend their time thinking deep thoughts and debating important stuff. Sorry, ain't true. We mostly think about money, and sex, and our houses and kids. Politics. Sports. Hobbies. Pretty much like anybody else.