Mexican Man Who Has Longest Pen!s in the World Offered Porn Job

Machjo

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Offered doesn't mean accepted. But how did they know he has the world's longest? Referred by his physician? I guess someone's physician will get fired soon for violating patient confidentiality :)
 

Danbones

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if he is an illegal, he would have voted for hillary...several times
so...after Madonna is done with it
:)
he might not

Former Secret Service Officer: Madonna’s Bomb the White House Speech Could Motivate Others to Act
http://www.breitbart.com/radio/2017...-bomb-white-house-speech-motivate-others-act/

porn is after all, acting
;)

...and as to madonna's threat to blow up the Whitehouse
it's SUCK dear...
Blow is just a figure of speech
 
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Danbones

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Apparently this Don Juan has an 19+ inch blade...
Makes me look like a pen knife.



here, in case the movie is really good
:)
 

Danbones

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...or maybe just stick a hook in it and jump over the side
"cat"fish wood love it
;)