Mark Twain

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"First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards"
...Mark Twain
The man is getting wiser.
 

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.Mark Twain
And my favourite...

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.