Leaked: Bin Laden not ‘with the fishes’

Colpy

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Leaked: Bin Laden not



Well at least it doesn't say he's still alive, but why all the bait and switch BS I wonders...

Oh fer God's sake!

Give the idiot conspiracy theorists something like this to work with and in a week bin Laden will be hidden in Area 51, keeping little green men company. Or spotted in a supermarket in Delaware.

After all, he is a CIA operative.

This is EXACTLY why I said at the time the proper thing to do would be stick his head on a pike and display it over the gate to the American Embassy in Kabul.

I wasn't kidding.

"Oh, Osama's still alive....tell it to that guy up there!!!"
 

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The article didn't say he was alive...he's deader than Elvis, just not buried in a proper Muslim fashion or at an undisclosed location at sea is all...

Sorry I would have tossed chum in the water and tow his ass behind the boat to see if I could catch a shark.

Piss on his grave, where ever the hell he is, as long as he's dead.

 

Colpy

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The article didn't say he was alive...he's deader than Elvis, just not buried in a proper Muslim fashion or at an undisclosed location at sea is all...

Oh I know that!

The conspiracy loonies are never discouraged by anything so inconsequential as the facts......
 

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Stratfor’s vice-president for intelligence, Fred Burton, believes the body was “bound for Dover, [Delaware] on [a] CIA plane” and then “onward to the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology in Bethesda [Maryland],” an email says

That's pretty macabre. I doubt the U.S. would want the body around as a potential enticement to terrorists. What would they do with it, try to find genetic markers for terrorists, they only need a small sample for that.. but i'm sure they kept that for their 'records'. My guess is Osama, or atleast most of him, really does 'sleep with the fishes'. :)
 

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he is using the alias, Tal Iban. he works as a professor at Al Ky Duh university. he teaches, travel and terrorism.;)
 
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Oh fer God's sake!

Give the idiot conspiracy theorists something like this to work with and in a week bin Laden will be hidden in Area 51, keeping little green men company. Or spotted in a supermarket in Delaware.

After all, he is a CIA operative.

This is EXACTLY why I said at the time the proper thing to do would be stick his head on a pike and display it over the gate to the American Embassy in Kabul.

I wasn't kidding.

"Oh, Osama's still alive....tell it to that guy up there!!!"

You aren't paying attention.....it was a supermarket in Maryland, not Delaware. But I don't believe it cause I saw him making doughnuts at the TIM Hortons in Grande prairie.