RE: Keep off our tiny fro
That would require us being there, Vanni. We lack the resources for that.
How about we give the island to somebody completely unconnected with it? There was a guy who bought a WWII gun platform off of England and declared it his own separate country a few decades ago. Why not just call him up and ask him if he wants an island too? Let him expand his empire a bit. He didn't seem any less competent than Paul Martin or Anders Fogh Rasmussen, after all, and did have a sense of humour about the whole deal.
Either that or Queen Margrethe and Adrienne Clarkson should be made to wrestle naked in a vat of coleslaw for it. That's be...well...really scary, but in a funny way.