Jim Bakker Still Crazy But His Followers are Crazier

[tay]

Jim Bakker stoked fears of presidential assassination while claiming that their grandchildren of his audience could face eternal damnation unless they call a 1-888 phone number and send him $60 (plus shipping) for a bucket of pancake mix.

“You know, if they kill our president, or they destroy him or whatever,” Bakker worried. “If we elect the other side, I mean they’ve come out against God.”

“Hunger is going to be the main thing. You don’t get it, most people don’t want to get it, but that’s why I’m so obsessed with you all being prepared,” he claimed.

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https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/te...al-damnation-unless-they-buy-his-pancake-mix/

 

[Danbones]

He has a massive tax bill and the tax people let him go back to work to pay it

I have a buddy who is the kind of nut that would buy his crappola and it turned out to be just that

crappola....all of it....

anyway here is a tune I wrote about them a couple years before They collapsed satanically
( I noticed they look a lot like Bill and Hillary...and look what happened )

PTL (Praise the lord and PASS THE LOOT!!)

I saw this pair on TV, praise the lord and pass the loot
the young man oozed charm and sincerity
from his snake oil smile to his snake skin boots
the woman was made out of make up
and had the longest nails I've ever seen
and they made their livin traveling back and forth in a brand new limousine

chorus

One morning I was hung over and had nothing better to do
so I tuned into our one TV channel
just to see what they were up to
Dressed to the nines, crying crocodile tears
I couldn't see what they were cryin' for
but they said: "if you don't send us money to be here on TV
we won't be here askin for your money no more....

(What...Jesus who?)

chorus
praise the lord and pass the loot
praise the lord and pass the loot
praise the lord and pass the loot
just send those old aged checks in the mail....right on in to me!!!

They were selling a solid peuter statue of a (roman geezz!!!) david Killing goliath
It came in a "GENUINE CARDBOARD BOX"!!!)

 

[Curious Cdn]

I remember some wits manufactured tee-shirts that had smears of colour looking like various shades and types of makeup streaked on the front. the back said: "I ran into Tammy Faye in a K-Mart."