Jesus was a Socialist

Finder

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Re: RE: Jesus was a Socialist

darkbeaver said:
See Holy Blood Holy Grail, see The Jesus Papers, see Christs relatives in Europe. Jesus and Mary escaped to spain and lived happilly ever after.

All theories which are pretty much as likely as the davinci code
 

cortez

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i think marx looked a lot like jesus-- a sort of tubby jesus-- could karl have actually been -- a prophet-- or the second coming
i miss karl
i miss tubby jesus
come back karl
come back jesus

we need you now as the sins we have committed since ya left us are like a BILLION times WORSE than the ones that you died for-- and many of them in your name

come back tubby jesus
we need you now
 

darkbeaver

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Re: RE: Jesus was a Socialist

Finder said:
darkbeaver said:
See Holy Blood Holy Grail, see The Jesus Papers, see Christs relatives in Europe. Jesus and Mary escaped to spain and lived happilly ever after.

All theories which are pretty much as likely as the davinci code

The Davinci Code was a piece of shit as far as a novel goes, here's acouple of theorys for you, virgin birth
walking on water
resurrection
water into wine
 

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bring back tubby Jesus ...... :lol:

yanno, nothing is outside the realm of possibility. Any or all of the above speculations/theories could have happened - it's so unfortunate that the scriptures were messed with - I'd still like to believe that their original texts held much more of the truth and intentions of Jesus (and his Dad) than what we're expected to believe we read today..... hmmm.... wonder if the Tubby thang is genetic - that would mean God could probably stand to lose a few too lolll
 

cortez

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as a pantheisti believe god is the fattest thing ever---
his mass is estimated at --
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VERY BIG

and.. like most of us ... could stand to lose 10-20LBS


jesus, his tiny son, is merely tubby --if he dropped 5 lbs hed be happy
 

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Re: RE: Jesus was a Socialist

darkbeaver said:
Finder said:
darkbeaver said:
See Holy Blood Holy Grail, see The Jesus Papers, see Christs relatives in Europe. Jesus and Mary escaped to spain and lived happilly ever after.

All theories which are pretty much as likely as the davinci code

The Davinci Code was a piece of shit as far as a novel goes, here's acouple of theorys for you, virgin birth
walking on water
resurrection
water into wine


Yes but the "Holy Blood Holy Grail" has been proven to be very unlikely and to have revieced most of its facts from medieval interpretations.
 

Said1

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Re: RE: Jesus was a Socialist

darkbeaver said:
Said1 said:
Jesus was a Jew. He was completely imbedded in Jewdaism of his time.

So there were never any christians at all. Imbedded in jewdaism, is that like he was jewish, or was he just reporting about it.

No, never. They don't exist in any way shape or form. There is no religious right or any other type of Christian denomonetion. They're a figment of the secular-extremists imgination, everyone needs an enemy and/or conspiracy to blame.
 

I think not

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Jesus gave fish and bread to feed the crowd that gathered around him to lsiten to his preaching. I don't ever recall him imposing a tax, can't be a socialist then.
 

cortez

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elite what are u taking about
im a member of the elite
im taxed at a marginal rate of X %
that money goes to fund the public good-- granted the government pricks take their cut -- that part sucks
however where those resources find their way to support the public good-- except the military of course-- yippie! as far as im concerned

tubby jesus
bring back tubby