I've been sober since 5:45 this morning

[Tecumsehsbones]

Exactly. People give up too easy now a days.



Did you learn that on Sesame Street? (I heard Burt was a raging alcoholic.)

Nope, learned it in Ciudad Acuna.

Same thing, really.

 

[MHz]

Oh, them thangs. We jest call 'em table-eveners down home.

We tried the other method, saw the long one shorter) now the legs are all only a few inches long, . . . and it still wobbles..

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

We tried the other method, saw the long one shorter) now the legs are all only a few inches long, . . . and it still wobbles..

Gitcha a whole mess a them table-eveners and you'll have it back up to eatin' height in no time. They give 'em away free down to the liberry.

 

[MHz]

Whudda y'all mean, "books," you toe-dancin' nancy boy?

This ain't the first square-dance I've seen come to total confusion just because a diosedo was mistaken for a allthemenleft

Gitcha a whole mess a them table-eveners and you'll have it back up to eatin' height in no time. They give 'em away free down to the liberry.

The good news is the bowls don't break when the fall onto the floor anymore.