It Can Happen only in Texas.
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Yukon,
As an avatar, may I suggest
Might be a little passe.
How about something a little more 21st century. Jacksonville, Florida
Or, this!
We could go on-and-on but the best strategy is to ignore and hope advanced dementia makes him forget his username/password?
ps. Can this day get any worse? Is Harley about to "leap" onto the scene like a bad case of plague
stay tuned!!!!
Excellent graphics, Spade!!
Reminds me of a joke, that I told an auditor when he came to sit judgement on my honest work the days when I was still an unliberated sdlave, working for a daily wage:
During the French Revolution, a priest, a lawyer, a doctor and and auditor werre sentenced to death by guillotine. According to French customs, they were afforded a right for a last word, prior to the blade falling. According to French law, if the guillotine failed, the prosoner was free to go.
The forst was the priest. He said: "Forgive them, Oh Lord, for they know not what they do."
Down came the blade and got stuck half way down. Out went the priest, as a free man.
Next, the lawyer said: "I will sue you for every sou you have!!!"
Once again, the blade got stuck, and the lawyer was free as a bird.
Then they brought up the doctor. His only concern was of the blade was sterile? Needless to say, the blade dropped and what do you know? The guillotine malfunctioned, once again and the doctor was gone to enjoy his life as a free man.
Now, they layed down the auditor. There he was, looking up at the glistening blade, and then he suddenly cried, pointing up at the blade: "You bloody fools!! There is your problem, right THERE!!!"
Now it can be told: the auditor was a liberal.
Reminds me of a joke, that I told an auditor when he came to sit judgement on my honest work the days when I was still an unliberated sdlave, working for a daily wage:
During the French Revolution, a priest, a lawyer, a doctor and and auditor werre sentenced to death by guillotine. According to French customs, they were afforded a right for a last word, prior to the blade falling. According to French law, if the guillotine failed, the prosoner was free to go.
The forst was the priest. He said: "Forgive them, Oh Lord, for they know not what they do."
Down came the blade and got stuck half way down. Out went the priest, as a free man.
Next, the lawyer said: "I will sue you for every sou you have!!!"
Once again, the blade got stuck, and the lawyer was free as a bird.
Then they brought up the doctor. His only concern was of the blade was sterile? Needless to say, the blade dropped and what do you know? The guillotine malfunctioned, once again and the doctor was gone to enjoy his life as a free man.
Now, they layed down the auditor. There he was, looking up at the glistening blade, and then he suddenly cried, pointing up at the blade: "You bloody fools!! There is your problem, right THERE!!!"
Now it can be told: the auditor was a liberal.
Posted by Spade as a welcome to an old aquiantance:
"Yukon, you old neo-con reprobate. Welcome! But remember, this is a gentler, kinder forum.
Your cousin,
Spade"
It was followed by the image of a guillotine.
Kinder, gentler, indeed!
Then came Tyr, with the electric chair.
What and who is next among the loving, tolerant liberals to reveal themselves as total opposite of what they claim to be?
"Yukon, you old neo-con reprobate. Welcome! But remember, this is a gentler, kinder forum.
Your cousin,
Spade"
It was followed by the image of a guillotine.
Kinder, gentler, indeed!
Then came Tyr, with the electric chair.
What and who is next among the loving, tolerant liberals to reveal themselves as total opposite of what they claim to be?
Then came Tyr with his image (stolen from the hypocrite Spade) of an atomic bomb (presumably designed and built for my destruction) and his best wishes for dementia for a person he never met, but has the courage to denigrate in the anonimity of the internet.
What a bunch of losers! What a bunch of liberals! But I am repeating myself.
What a bunch of losers! What a bunch of liberals! But I am repeating myself.
Sure Yukon, Jukon Jack, Lemon Beagle, etc, etc, etc. What's the name going to be when you get hoofed here?
Hey, Tyr, so you still haven't got the guts to tell the world who or what you were on a different forum. Are you a coward? Spade was no coward. SirRupertMurgartroyd was just his predictable phoney self by assuming another Golbert & Sullivan character.
Vasnisle2 is about as transparent in her new handle as can be.
But you? Are you the toilet man with your head still deep in the bowl? Are you the Birdman with matching amount of brains? Are you the phoney pretending to be the Greek God next only to Chronos?
Rest assured, I have no intention to be booted from here. Unlike you, who have no limits on offending posts, I have enough savvy to stop while I am ahead. I will give no reason to the moderator to ban me. I just wish that he/she would use the same kind of judgement on you as you would have her to use on me.
Vasnisle2 is about as transparent in her new handle as can be.
But you? Are you the toilet man with your head still deep in the bowl? Are you the Birdman with matching amount of brains? Are you the phoney pretending to be the Greek God next only to Chronos?
Rest assured, I have no intention to be booted from here. Unlike you, who have no limits on offending posts, I have enough savvy to stop while I am ahead. I will give no reason to the moderator to ban me. I just wish that he/she would use the same kind of judgement on you as you would have her to use on me.
They were fines $200, which they got back after appeal. Here are the results again.
I know the fine was only 200$, Ironsides, but they did spend some time in prison (or perhaps more accurately, jail) after they were arrested.
They were caught in the act of having homosexual sex, which was humiliating enough (I think the police were acting on an anonymous tip). Having to spend time in jail on top of that merely added to the barbarism, to the humiliation suffered by the pair.
Also, the law stipulated a prison sentence of up to 10 years, in this case they were not given prison sentence. But if the Supreme Court has let the law stand (as Texas wanted, the Texas government fought the defendants tooth and nail, all the way to the Supreme Court), it is quite possible that the next pair arrested and convicted under the law would have been given prison term.
I know the fine was only 200$, Ironsides, but they did spend some time in prison (or perhaps more accurately, jail) after they were arrested.
They were caught in the act of having homosexual sex, which was humiliating enough (I think the police were acting on an anonymous tip). Having to spend time in jail on top of that merely added to the barbarism, to the humiliation suffered by the pair.
Also, the law stipulated a prison sentence of up to 10 years, in this case they were not given prison sentence. But if the Supreme Court has let the law stand (as Texas wanted, the Texas government fought the defendants tooth and nail, all the way to the Supreme Court), it is quite possible that the next pair arrested and convicted under the law would have been given prison term.
However, I will give them full marks for name-calling and denigration of people - indeed entire countries - as seen by the post od SisRupertMurgartroyd.
Yukon Jack, I don’t mind you calling me SirRupertMurgartroyd (SisRupertMurgartroyd?). However, here I go under the name of SirJosephPorter (also a character from Gilbert and Sullivan).
Anyway, I thought you had migrated to the Town Hall forum (where presumably everybody thinks the same way as you do). Did you miss us liberals, is that why you are back here?
Yukon Jack, I don’t mind you calling me SirRupertMurgartroyd (SisRupertMurgartroyd?). However, here I go under the name of SirJosephPorter (also a character from Gilbert and Sullivan).
Anyway, I thought you had migrated to the Town Hall forum (where presumably everybody thinks the same way as you do). Did you miss us liberals, is that why you are back here?