In the words of thoreau my weekend can be sumed up with the following quote by thoreau, "We are surrounded by the rich and fertile mystery"
The four of us settled in Toquart bay Friday night, after kayaking all
day, we met up with three newfies, who we took under our wing. We had
We had our motives, they had us rolling on the ground with laughter! I swear I can hardly move my jaw from laughing so much on this adventure. It takes a while to catch on to the language, expressions like cold as a dead nun, or a gravediggers arse. hungry enough to eat a bitch and 8 pups, or the arse-end of a skunk. Talk to you later now bun bye, which means talk to you later. Me nerves is rubbed raw. Just love the way they talk! :lol:
Around 8 in the evening, there was a seal down the beach eating a chinook he caught, the newfies run down the beach full throttle and the seal bee lined for the water. They got half a fish and returned with their highjacked dinner, and cooked it with some seaweed on the side. The poor seal watched the whole
procedure from his watery domain. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw someone do. They entertained us to the wee hours with their tales of their rock called newfoundland. I got to go to that place and meet more of these people. Islanders with a twist!
Next morning we head out to the broken islands, the weather was almost tropical. The scenery beyond words, the company the best! best moments, bald eagle over to the left, lazily gliding down and barely touching the surface and picking up his lunch with a one movement of his tallons. The family of sea otters on their backs in a bed of kelp eating clams. The bear on the bluff staring us down as we wizz by his domain. The living world up front and centre. How fortuneate can you be to live in a paradise like this.
We skirted the 100's of islands in the broken group most of the day, the newfies trying to eat anything that would not kill them. We meet up with my cousin, who lives in Ucluelet. He is what is known as a Ukee. We are going to his place for the night, we decide the newfies might as well come to, we have grown very fond of the little buggers. My cousin's wife decides she will take the newfies and everyone into the local taveren newfies meeting ukees. My cousin and I go out in his zodiac to check his crab traps. What a blast they are bounce...bounce....bounce....slam! the water is like glass, old growth forests, everywhere, just the sound of his zodiac in the solitude of the place.
My cousin impresses me with his zig zags and circle 8's. He pulls into an island that has a nice beach, we get out to have a look around. He says to me, now peapod I have not given you your birthday present because I have not seen you since your birthday. Now I am nervous! I am out here on the ocean, in a tire, and I know my cousin very well! a gagster and trickster of the highest stature. Turn around he says. I turn around, I can hear him rummaging around in the tire, I try to peak, but everytime I make a move he says "I saw that". Then he says turn around, just as I turn around he hits the button on his tune box. Out comes full blast bruce springsteens " Dancing in the dark"! Well now you have to understand something, when that song came out, my cousin and I loved it! If we were together, no matter where we were, we would start dancing. We could not help ourselves. Once even in the drug store in Port Alberni, much to the delight of the other shoppers. Like I have said, we are islanders and we are nuts, and we ride our own pony. So there is she who is me and my cousin dancing on a beach in the middle of the clayoquot sound. The best birthday present anyone gave me this year. I love my cousin, he is just like me and I am just like him, must be the DNA.
We sit on a log after a few go arounds of dancing in the dark, one was not enough. He grabs himself a beer and we yak of days gone by and the beauty that surrounds us. It my turn to pick a tune, nothing like tunes and nature.
I look through his collection, I find something, yes this is a good one, it has everything needed for the moment as my cousin is bent down going through his tackle box. Chumbawamba! my pick tubthumping! god it does not get any better, as my cousins name is Danny.
I put the tune on, and I get ready for a kill bill move while he is bent over, one, two, three....he topples over! Oh danny boy....danny boy....I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never going to keep me down! What a great tune and how fitting...we kill ourselves laughing. Like I said the family is nuts, its scary that this stuff actually happens or is it?
We head back in our tire, heads bobbing to Chumbawamba. Life is good! Life is great! an attitude of gratitude for all the beauty in my life. We all eat crab and peaches and cream corn and listen to newfies tell us all about their rock. Next day back to the land of the drones. The newfies are staying on at my cousins for a few days, being a part of the family now. An open invitation to St. John's Newfoundland to visit my new friends. I will have to take them up on that, its one place I have to see. Before I leave my cousin shares with me some of the messages left in the Park suggestion box, they crack me up, but they are also kind of scary. Here are a few.
Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."
"The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is
there a way I can get reimbursed?
"Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to
wonderful views without having to hike to them
My cousin gives the website of the local rag for Ucluelet, when I tell him about this board. Its very funny and will give you some idea of what Ukees are like. My cousin was part of the Rhodo protest on fraser day. He is in the photo of the demonstration on the left. So here is the link to the news to hot to handle for regular media outlets.
http://ukee_tattler.tripod.com/index.html
We also yak alot to, as you can see.
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