In Case You Ever Wondered if Brits Are Retarded

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Crap! Ten more days to get my affairs in order!

Maybe, I'd better hire that financial advisor in Nairobi, after all!
 
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It's also the day William and Catherine are expecting to have their baby.
 
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Curious Cdn said:
They should postpone it,then.
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The Rapture - which could occur at any moment - is when millions of people will suddenly, without warning, disappear as if into thin air. But they'll be the lucky ones - they'll be the Christian believers, living and dead, who will simply have been taken to heaven for eternity with Christ and God. The rest of humanity will stay on Earth and await the coming of the Antichrist. William and Kate would disappear but I suppose the new prince or princess would have to stay behind (unless Kate is still pregnant if it happens on 23rd April).
 
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The Rapture already happened, and the thirty-seven Christians in the world who actually lived by their god's word were all taken up, and nobody noticed.
 
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Tecumsehsbones said:
The Rapture already happened, and the thirty-seven Christians in the world who actually lived by their god's word were all taken up, and nobody noticed.
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Tecumsehsbones said:
The Rapture already happened, and the thirty-seven Christians in the world who actually lived by their god's word were all taken up, and nobody noticed.
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Ah, good point. How do you know the Rapture hasn't already happened two or three times in the last two thousand years? I mean the Bible is very open to interpretation, right.
 
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End of the world on April 23?
Brad Hunter
More from Brad Hunter
Published:
April 22, 2018
Updated:
April 22, 2018 5:29 PM EDT
A scene from Columbia Pictures' 2012. (Toronto Sun files)
A slew of numerologists and other assorted nuts are predicting Monday, April 23 will be the day the world ends.
How the tin-hat brigade came to believe this day will be the end was quite a journey.
So far there are two theories: Planet X (honest) is going to slam into earth or it will be the second coming of Jesus Christ.
One of doyennes of the doomsday scenario is David Meade, however, he’s taking April 23 off the table. Think sometime between May and December is when we’ll be obliterated.
Meade — a prominent conspiracy enthusiast — is warning something called “Nibiru” is now among us.
“The Book of Revelation states that men will approach Armageddon on horseback.
“Nibiru is here and the earth will be prepared for the next event on its calendar,” he told the Daily Express.
“That’s all in the Book of Revelation, too.”
And hopefully, you have your act together because Meade thinks the souls of the righteous will ascend to heaven. The unworthy? Well, it looks like “the pits of hell” for us.
But before the Rapture, look to seven lousy years of horror and suffering hammering the planet from one end to the other.
After that, the survivors are supposedly sailing because the Kingdom of Christ will apparently establish a 1,000-year-long reign of “peace and prosperity,” Meade claims.
“So the world isn’t ending anytime soon – in our lifetimes, anyway!” the prophet proclaimed.
Meade had previously predicted the earth would end on Sept. 23, 2017. That one was slated to be a Planet X hit job but it never materialized.
However, boffins are unconvinced.
Jonathan McDowell — an astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics — mocked Meade’s claims, calling them “a hoax.”
“I don’t know what to say except that it’s nonsense,” he told the Express. “Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims.”
End of the world on April 23? | Toronto Sun
 
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