Er...
a) Our national sport is one of the most brutally physical games ever invented.
b) We kept Germany at bay in WW2 before you finally woke up.
c) Our beer is 10 times stronger than yours.
d) That was a Canadian Captain who kicked all of that Klingon butt around the universe.
My point is, we can take a few jabs from your leader down South. We aren't fragile little snowflakes who need comforting and reassurance.
Saright?
Saright!

a) Our national sport is one of the most brutally physical games ever invented.
b) We kept Germany at bay in WW2 before you finally woke up.
c) Our beer is 10 times stronger than yours.
d) That was a Canadian Captain who kicked all of that Klingon butt around the universe.
My point is, we can take a few jabs from your leader down South. We aren't fragile little snowflakes who need comforting and reassurance.
Saright?
Saright!