How would Jesus identify himself today?
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14-Year-Old Girl Pregnant with Baby Jesus
That’s when Amanda’s mother begged God to forgive her sinful daughter. However, her prayers were met strangely: Judy claims God came to her in a vision and said he had impregnated Amanda through immaculate conception and that she was to give birth to Jesus.
14-Year-Old Girl Pregnant with Baby Jesus
That’s when Amanda’s mother begged God to forgive her sinful daughter. However, her prayers were met strangely: Judy claims God came to her in a vision and said he had impregnated Amanda through immaculate conception and that she was to give birth to Jesus.
14-Year-Old Girl Pregnant with Baby Jesus
Blue Jeans, baseball hat and he'd be more like a farmer using verbal skills
and common sense. By doing so most would deny him the politicians would
conspire against him and he would be charged for growing GMO seeds and
not paying the royalties. That would result in other charges brought on behalf
of the insurance industry for all those violent acts of God that were exempt
from insurance policies.
It would take longer than the OJ Simpson trial to sort out and his second coming
would be the subject of speculation and conspiracy theories but we might find our
how he feels about Monsanto.
Or he might come with thousands of war fighting angels and kick a lot of **s who
knows
and common sense. By doing so most would deny him the politicians would
conspire against him and he would be charged for growing GMO seeds and
not paying the royalties. That would result in other charges brought on behalf
of the insurance industry for all those violent acts of God that were exempt
from insurance policies.
It would take longer than the OJ Simpson trial to sort out and his second coming
would be the subject of speculation and conspiracy theories but we might find our
how he feels about Monsanto.
Or he might come with thousands of war fighting angels and kick a lot of **s who
knows
Jesus would probably be Canadian because he would be as pure as the driven snow and could walk on water.
1% of American women believe they have had a virgin birth. It's probably at least half that in Canada because we don't have the deep South to muddy the collective intelligence pool but we do have the Maritimes and Manitoba.
Using the half percentage theory for Canadians that means 1 out of every 200 people you meet were immaculately concepted. (Is "concepted" a word?).
Immaculate Conception? 1 per cent of U.S. women claim virgin births - National | Globalnews.ca
1% of American women believe they have had a virgin birth. It's probably at least half that in Canada because we don't have the deep South to muddy the collective intelligence pool but we do have the Maritimes and Manitoba.
Using the half percentage theory for Canadians that means 1 out of every 200 people you meet were immaculately concepted. (Is "concepted" a word?).
Immaculate Conception? 1 per cent of U.S. women claim virgin births - National | Globalnews.ca
That's really and truly scary. These people should stay home. Further venturing might lead them to fall off their flat earth.
There is instant communication with the parallel universe, via telepathy. The people, not only famous but some ordinary ones such as a group of mentally handicapped kids, have been approached to participate and they willingly did so.
If you are the parents of a mentally handicapped child that you find some ways embarrassing and you placed it in a group home in a different city and visit once a year to show you care. What would you give to know how that child feels? Does he miss you? Is he being mistreated, dragged by the hair from the table because he put his fist into the soup bowl?
Another ordinary person, a surgical nurse in Vietnam during the war, just before being executed...
Other ordinary people, who's names appear in the bible as the apostles, and alive today, one a geologist professor, another an engineer, a nurse... etc. I think you got the picture
