How to avoid accidental nuclear war.

[Tecumsehsbones]

The lash has gone and rum rations ended in 1970 (but there's still access to lots of alcohol). The only one of those three still going into today's Royal Navy is the sodomy.

I guess that could explain why you hate women so much. But it don't explain how you can say British rustpickers are just like they were in Nelson's day, then a coupla posts later talk about how different they are. Did you fall on your head a lot when you were frigging in the rigging?

 

[Blackleaf]

I guess that could explain why you hate women so much. But it don't explain how you can say British rustpickers are just like they were in Nelson's day, then a coupla posts later talk about how different they are. Did you fall on your head a lot when you were frigging in the rigging?

I wasn't saying that the lash is still prevalent in the modern Royal Navy. I was saying that drunkenness is still rife.

I remember when a young Wren got so shit-faced onboard that she fell backwards down a hatch, landed head first and died instantly. Her neck just concertinaed like an accordion.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

I wasn't saying that the lash is still prevalent in the modern Royal Navy. I was saying that drunkenness is still rife.

It's not only not prevalent, it was outlawed in 1906. By legislation introduced by Charles Stuart Parnell.

I remember when a young Wren got so shit-faced onboard that she fell backwards down a hatch, landed head first and died instantly. Her neck just concertinaed like an accordion.

Coulda been the only chance you'll ever get.

 

[Blackleaf]

It's not only not prevalent, it was outlawed in 1906. By legislation introduced by Charles Stuart Parnell.

Sodomy was once illegal, but that still went on.

Coulda been the only chance you'll ever get.

Thankfully, it wasn't. We're not all sexually frustrated to the point of constant anger, Mr Tecumseh's Boner.

Here's a little stat for you: between 2010 and 2013 there were over 300 disciplinary incidents for drunkenness on Royal Navy submarines, including those carrying nuclear weapons.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Thankfully, it wasn't. We're not all sexually frustrated to the point of constant anger, Mr Tecumseh's Boner.

Then why do you hate women so much?

 

[Blackleaf]

Then why do you hate women so much?

It's not that I actually hate them. I just recognise their inferiority, just like a Briton recognised the inferiority of any foreigner in the 1880s. Just like that Victorian Briton, I know I can't have, with them, an intelligent conversation on how to build the modern world and rule countries. It'll be simple stuff.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

It's not that I actually hate them. I just recognise their interiority, just like a Briton recognised the inferiority of any foreigner in the 1880s.

Bull. You rail against them, and the only ones who attract you are underage girls.

 

[Blackleaf]

Bull. You rail against them, and the only ones who attract you are underage girls.

What's wrong in being attracted to underage girls? Most blokes are.

As for railing against something, you rail against men, whites, heterosexuals and anyone who doesn't live in a wigwam.

 

[Curious Cdn]

↑↑↑↑... one of the toxic side effects of regularly birching your children while they are school aged...↑↑↑↑

 

[MHz]

It'll be simple stuff.

You guys do have 'simple' down to an art form, that's for sure. Name something the UK built that didn't break??