How Old Are You?

[selfactivated]

Im 43

 

[Sassylassie]

Jim stop fooling around with your wifes birth control pills, it's making ya strange. Midol Jim will help ease the pain of the saran wrap burn.

I'm @#$Q#$ years of age, I'm to damn old and much to young to care.

 

[ottawabill]

huh? whats that I can't hear you with my one bad ear..the other one rotted off

 

[Sassylassie]

I'd answer your post Bill but my GD walker is caught up in my support pantyhose.

 

[ottawabill]

Bill...who's Bill?? .....Nurse I have ta pee!!

 

[Sassylassie]

LOL Bill, Curio is more qualified to help you than I am. Curio Bill needs a little assistance.

 

[Curiosity]

Sassy girl..... that's Tom..... he's always on the "go"...

 

[ottawabill]

I still havta peeeee

 

[jimmoyer]

Your ear rotted off, Ottowabill.

Forgeddaboudpeeing.

 

[Vicious]

Chronologically: 40
Intellectually: 50 according to my politics
Physically: 70 according to me knees
Emotionally: 10 according to my wife

 

[Curiosity]

Goofy board - temper tantrum

 

[Curiosity]

Vicious - great post - our real age seems to have little to do with how we are....

 

[ottawabill]

huh...did you say something....errr I don't haveta pee anymore

 

[Sassylassie]

Bill maybe ya peed and didn't noticed ya did? First sign of the slippery slope of old age. Sighhhhhhh.

 

[ottawabill]

If I just wipe it up with my socks maybe the kids won't notice and I can stay out o the rest home another day........

Oh yeah...47 going on 80

 

[Sassylassie]

Ha ha Bill cracked and coughed up his age Curio. I'm @@## years of age. I can't wait to go into a nursing home, I'm writing my battle plan early in case I go gaga. I'll be one of those women they strap into a posy chair and over medicate. Really, I can see my future in a home now. I hope the meds keep me happy.

 

[jimmoyer]

Did somebody mention birth control pills ?