Home Remedies

Said1

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I'm looking for a good home remedy or over the counter aid.

Symptoms: I can't stop burping and my stomach hurts.

Am I dying? Do I need to get my affairs in order?
 

karrie

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yeppers... you're a goner.

But, just to be kind to whoever find you, you might want to try some ginger tea to ease the gas.
 

Said1

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Yeah right, gopher. Your trying to kill me!


I'll try both. This condition is very unpleasant.

Good night all.
 

Said1

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Great Scott, Gopher, you're a genius!

I had one last night and one this morning, no problems! I was going to buy tea today since I didn't have any after all, but the apples worked so well, I'll stick with that for now. First night I slept right through in without waking up a million times in a few days! How did you stumble upon this miracle?
 

Tyr

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I'm looking for a good home remedy or over the counter aid.

Symptoms: I can't stop burping and my stomach hurts.

Am I dying? Do I need to get my affairs in order?

I've searched the 'net and try this...

Take your saliva from a chewed cotton rope after you've listened to thunderstorm recordings. Have the stress hormone cortisol measured and if it's increased....

wait.... that's for dogs afraid of thunderstorms....:roll:

be right back!!! :cool:
 

shadowshiv

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I've searched the 'net and try this...

Take your saliva from a chewed cotton rope after you've listened to thunderstorm recordings. Have the stress hormone cortisol measured and if it's increased....

wait.... that's for dogs afraid of thunderstorms....:roll:

be right back!!! :cool:

You do realize she's already found a solution to her dilemma?;-):lol::p:lol:
 

gopher

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Jun 26, 2005
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How did you stumble upon this miracle?


My original home state is New York which is known as the Big Apple. We always had an old saying that ''an apple a day keeps the doctor away''. Apples have a lot of pectin which helps you digest foods, especially meats. And they are alkaline which counters acid.

But this works best when you eat soft apples. And for the future, please consider drinking apple cider as refreshment because sodas and beer cause stomach acidity.


I'm glad to know you are feeling better! :)
 

VanIsle

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Nov 12, 2008
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sodas and beer cause stomach acidity.

Yes and so do Butter Tarts and tis the season isn't it?
 

Kreskin

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sodas and beer cause stomach acidity.

Yes and so do Butter Tarts and tis the season isn't it?
Plus the caramel chocolate walnut fudge cookies dipped in icing sugar wrapped in coconut creme toffee topped with cocoa glazed macadamia nuts. Any cure for that?
 

Cliffy

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Plus the caramel chocolate walnut fudge cookies dipped in icing sugar wrapped in coconut creme toffee topped with cocoa glazed macadamia nuts. Any cure for that?

It's a good thing I don't have access to those. I would break out in a rash and scratch my skin off.