Hey Peapod!

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And how do you feel about the king's biscuit big H. Well I must go now big H. Saturday, worlds out there to conquer big H. By the way big H, what did the biscuit say when it got ran over 8O ....
oh crumbs!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ciao baby :p
 
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Yes, very droll, pea.

I saw two biscuits yesterday,
They passed by me, then rolled away,
They headed off to Lovers' Leap,
And peered down the cliff, so sheer, so steep.
They stood hand in hand, contemplating the sea,
Then threw themselves into my cup of tea.

Yum. :p
 
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"The call came late one afternoon. I remember it because I had just been trying to invent a new biscuit. Ever try that? Ever wonder why there isn't a wider variety of biscuits available? Just try inventing one and you'll have your answer. Biscuits basically fall into two catergories; plain and sandwich. Okay, you get some coated with chocolate, or sprinkled with sugar, or with bits in, but basically there are two types. The problem for inventors is that as soon as you take it out of two dimensions and buid it up, it becomes a cake. Biscuit designers have wrestled with this for years but it just won't go away. Which is pretty depressing. There are still a few lone biscuit inventors, like myself, who strive for the elusive third way, but we're pretty much dismissed as crackpots."

(From "Flight From Deathrow" by Harry Hill).

Later.
 
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KILLER BISCUIT WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

(actual AP wire headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, eyes closed, and both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and she replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that she had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
 
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yeah, i'm with ricky on this one pea, it's way too far out there not to be real. and i can kinda imagine it happening too 8O

man, that would be one for beer night, eh?
 
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Hard-Luck Henry

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Truly, mama - that breaks new ground in stupidity. I don't know what this person was worried about; being shot through the brain would hardly affect them.
 
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Look out Peapod Mrmom is coming to the Island this sunday 8O I'm goin to slay as many fish ,crabs and prawns I can get my hands on :p I'm going to Cambell river for the shutdown at Elk Falls,Is there a Starbucks there?Hows the fishing up there right now?and whats the weather going to be like? :lol:
 
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Where the hell is little Ricky? Guess I gotta get colman to go hunt him down again :twisted:

Mom, what your trade???? hehehehehhe I am betting mommy we might know some of the same people 8O
To bad your going north and not south mom, you could have met up the wotthehell gang :twisted: Yes there is a starbucks in campbell river, in fact campbell river has grown alot. :twisted: As for fishing well I heard through the grapevine that it not that great yet, my brother did catch a 25 pound chinook last week around hornby island. Most people fish the lighthouse or the hump or willowpoint, you don't have to go out far. Although I do not believe my brother, I think he bought that fish, coz I know he will not come in until he has something, he probally bought that fish at the fishmongers and hide it on his boat. Dumb ass! always has been mom, always will be :p
 
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I'm a water blaster big P bet you don't know any of them :p We are the toxic avengers of the pulp mills :lol: My boss said he would have his boat and another there ready to go for guys that wanted to use them so what the hell I don't get to fish for sams as much as I used too :wink: Ahhhhh the smell of the sea I miss it terribly being land locked and all :x By the way did your candidate win last night/
 
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peapod said:
As for fishing well I heard through the grapevine that it not that great yet, my brother did catch a 25 pound chinook last week around hornby island. Although I do not believe my brother, I think he bought that fish, coz I know he will not come in until he has something, he probally bought that fish at the fishmongers and hide it on his boat. Dumb ass! always has been mom, always will be :p
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Duly noted, pea. 8)

*Henry thinks, mischievously - 'Hmm, cut and saved, la-de-da ... that's got to be worth a good noggie, at least. I'll see what price I can extract from the potential victim first, though, me hearties'*
 
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