Henry VIII’s mistresses: who else did the Tudor king sleep with?

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There's nothing perverted about shagging loads of birds and having plenty of mistresses. Most blokes would do it if they could, apart from those funny ones.

There is something perverted about it when your soldiers roam the countryside, kidbnapping women for the King's pleasure.
 

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That never happened, though, as far as I'm aware.

It most certainly did and frequently, too. He may have ben the ladt monarch alble to act thst way burt his Plantagenet precedants lived like that quite normally. They were absolute monarchs and they owned everything, including the vulvas of the wonen in their kingdoms.
 

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There's nothing perverted about shagging loads of birds and having plenty of mistresses. Most blokes would do it if they could, apart from those funny ones.
"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
A lot of the time women seem to like a guy who is a gentleman
till its time not to be...
Lord help the poor fool that misses those little ques...there will be no mercy for him(ette)
 

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"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
A lot of the time women seem to like a guy who is a gentleman
till its time not to be...
Lord help the poor fool that misses those little ques...there will be no mercy for him(ette)

Or they like a man with money who also happens to be the most powerful person in the land, such as Henry.
 

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There's nothing perverted about shagging loads of birds and having plenty of mistresses. Most blokes would do it if they could, apart from those funny ones.
You're a sick twisted fukk. I thought you were Christian. Spose to be just one hypocrite.

I'll bet the SOB ended up with syphilis like Al Capone. Nothing normal about having multiple sex partners Blackloaf.

Not only that he looks like a fat slob the poor women were probably forced to climb on top of that repulsive elephant.
 

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I'll bet the SOB ended up with syphilis like Al Capone. Nothing normal about having multiple sex partners Blackloaf.

There's no evidence to suggest he had syphilis. Instead, he suffered ulcers in his legs.