I look Irish, and my real name is celtic, but, I have no Irish blood. Weird when I think about it.
Every drop's been spilt from me is English with Scots and German roots. I look a bit like a leprechaun (hae a bit of his brogue too when I've had a few) and me car's green. Folks will often ask me if I've ever kissed the Blarney stone. Guess that's as close to Irish as me County Lancashire grandmother could allow....
Woof!