Maybe he should have taken him out to the car and let him count the bullet-holes himself. I would thing a successful would have brought his own in and got the one in question for free, with some ammo.
Time for a 'Mike Tyson door man', boxing glove in a steel rod that hits with the same power as Mikey and it gets them on the way out. Wham, one punch. The in a slightly deeper voice than real some witty saying, 'That made my day, take token for replay.'