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[Ron in Regina]

…with California Gov. Gavin Newsom and other lawmakers arguing that Trump’s priorities and preferences were not aligned with average Americans.

Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy SEAL team to capture rogue dictator Gavin Newsom.

Reports came in in the early morning hours that loud explosions had been heard near the governor's mansion, with multiple witnesses saying they saw Black Hawk helicopters flying low over the city. A statement from the White House later confirmed that communist despot Gavin Newsom had been apprehended by Navy SEALs under the command of President Trump.

"The people of California are now free," Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said. "President Trump personally led the mission to take Gavin Newsom into U.S. custody, ending years of suffering and oppression for the people under his rule.
We are pleased to announce that no lives were lost in the mission and that Governor Newsom is currently in transit to a secret location for questioning following a brief stop the SEAL team made at McDonald's."

"Californians can now live in peace with the United States," Commando Trump said. "For too long, Greasy Gavin Newscum has run a corrupt totalitarian government in the once-beautiful state of California. I am pleased to confirm that the amazing Navy SEALs, with me leading the mission, have captured Newscum. He will now answer for his horrible crimes and for his hair. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom

SACRAMENTO, CA — Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy SEAL team to capture rogue dictator Gavin Newsom.

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At publishing time, the White House had also confirmed that the United States had seized control of the millions of barrels of crude oil Newsom had stockpiled for use as his hair product.

 

[Ron in Regina]

The Group of 7 summit, hosted by France in the Alpine resort town of Evian-les-Bains, was originally scheduled for 14 to 16 June, a date that coincides with US Flag Day and US president Donald Trump’s 80th birthday. It will now run from 15 to 17 June, a change that has been reflected on the G7’s official website.

Asked about the change in dates, the office of French president Emmanuel Macron declined to confirm whether it was linked to the UFC event, saying instead that the revised schedule was “the result of our consultations with G7 partners”. The possibility that the summit could be moved because of Trump’s birthday celebrations was first reported by the French regional outlet Le Messager.

The rescheduling underscores the tightly knit relationship between Trump and White, which dates back more than two decades. In 2001, when the UFC was struggling for mainstream acceptance and was barred from hosting events in many US states, Trump allowed the promotion to stage fights at his Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City, providing it with early exposure and a foothold in regulated markets.

France taps out as G7 summit moved to avoid clash with White House UFC event — Guardian US

France has delayed the G7 summit by a day to avoid a clash with a UFC fight card planned at the White House on Donald Trump’s 80th birthday

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For France and its G7 partners, the decision to shift the summit by a day avoids a “diplomatic collision” with a highly publicized event at the White House and reflects how Trump’s presidency has increasingly merged governance with political branding and entertainment.