Giraldi's Very Own Thread

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Haggis McBagpipe said:
Giraldi_Theirrey said:
I noticed that Canadians in elementry school are more open then adult Canadians.
Part of a Canadian mind development I guess. Am I right??
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Nah, they only PRETEND to be more open.
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Which is of course VERY CANADIAN. Just like the last last Canadian Emperor, Borden the 4th, said once: "FAKE IT until you make it" complete with a Canadian pose, atitude, accent, and the big fake Canadian smile which is of course a smile that is Canadian because its fake. After saying this I better becareful of Canadian made products.

You know why Microsoft Windows fail so many times?? Because alot of the programmers are well.... Canadian. Don't blame Bill Gates, BLAME CANADA the next time your windows crashes. It is all Canada's fault. Heheh fake it until you make it...... how very Canadian of them.

Canadian community gatherings are more like cult gatherings. Always talking rah-rah nonsense just to hype ya all up for no reason. Perhaps to raise the Canadians nationalism.

Don't you Canadian's just love your imperialist leaders? I mean today everyday they plan on taking something away from the common people. Starting with education cuts, then health, then raise the property taxes to the point no one can afford them. What will the Emperor do next? Rob his people blind! That is very Canadian thing to do. Are you happy with your current Prime Minis.... err I mean Emperor of Canada?? That is one more step closer to the facism that Canadians soooooo longingly thirst for. Facism is a very Canadian ideology that is invented........ by Canadians!!!!! Humans don't thirst for power, Canadians do. Canadians are also more greedy than humans.
 
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T. Rex said:
Giraldi_Thierry is a mislead foreigner who really has no place in Canadian society. Typically he lives in Toronto.

Man GET A LIFE. Stop coming around Canadian forums and creating trouble.
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Correction. Humans have no place in a Canadian society. As I said earlier, humans are humans and Canadians are Canadians and the difference is that Canadians are more evil. Much more evil.
Canadians and humans CANNOT co-exist because their interests are the total opposite. One seeks for order and the other seeks for chaos and destruction. They will dispute and have war should the humans and Canadians ever contact each other. I am human, I don't fit in because I am human, they are Canadian. I refused to participate in evil deeds done by Canadians. which is why I don't fit.

Canadians also cheat their relationships far more often than humans. Besides we are 2 completely different types of species.
Besides the evil Canadians are probably gonna reject the humans anyway because those evil Canadians stubbornly claim that they are the so called "master race". They will think that humans are inferior to Canadians. I don't believe in the Canadian ideology, it is far far to evil.
 
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Oh BTW Haggis McBagpipe, your signature at the bottom of the post seems too simple.

It says and I quote: "There are only ten types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't." End Quote.

I know to make it more effective so I am going to lend you a hand. Lets make it less monotone. First of all you must know the basics.

LESSON 1: Effective writing skills.

Theorem a) First you must understand the concept that Canadians are evil and that nothing in the universe combined can even come close to being as half as evil as Canadians are. Especially when they cheat relationships.

Theorem b) World peace can only be achieved through either the elimination of either human or Canadian. Either that or humans and Canadians must be divided into their own territories.Canadians interfere with 99.9999% of the world's peace through means of wars, political assasinations, spying, etc. you name that evil deed and Canadians will do it with a PASSION!!

Theorem C) By combined the FACTS in theorems A and B we will conclude that the word "CANADIAN" is synomous with the word evil.

example1: That saddam hussein, he is acting so Canadian, killing off his own people.
example2: That saddam hussen, he is acting so Evil, killing off his own people.

example3: Why are scammers so Canadian? Don't they know how much their victims hurt? Argg that is so Canadian of them.
example4: Why are scammers so evil? Don't they know how much their victims hurt? Argg that is so evil of them.

Example1=Example2. (perfect equivalent)
Example3=Example4. (perfect equivalent)
There is no difference. You have a choice of using Evil or Canadian.

And therefore we conclude that Canada=Evil.

Now lets put together theorems A B and C. and put it into you quote and rearrange some things. Here is the changed and updated version of you signature little boy.

NEW QUOTE
There are only ten types of people in the world: Those who are CANADIAN and those who are NOT CANADIAN.
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So true eh? ITS A FACT. Or you can say: those who are evil and those who are not evil. It is all the same. absolutley no difference man.

Simply put just use the word Canadian the exact same way you use the word evil.
 
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Haggis McBagpipe

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Re: RE: Giraldi

Giraldi_Theirrey said:
Then why not change it???? It is much more effective.
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Mine is simply a signature, neither meant to be effective or otherwise. Eventually I will change it, at which ppoint I would consider your quote (although I have a long quote queue and yours must wait its turn).
 
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Haggis McBagpipe, you are not sounding Canadian as in your other posts. Why? You need to be evil in order to be recognized as Canadian. A citizenship is but a piece a paper that means nothing and itself is not valid enough to be recognized as citizenship.

remember to replace the word canadian with evil . Such can be done by admitting and confessing to all the evil deeds I accused you and your people of... but with a passion, Canadian style of course complete with the Canadian atitude.

You are not Canadian enough as in your other posts, what happened to you are the Canadian genes wearing off. Perhaps you need to see a very Canadian doctor so he can give you the "medicene" required to make you more Canadian, little boy.
 
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Giraldi, this is actually getting pretty boring. At first I wondered where you were going with your line of 'thought', but it doesn't seem to go anywhere at all, you just go 'round and 'round in circles, you're in some kind of endless loop. I should think you must be feeling pretty dizzy by now.

I'm glad you've had your very own thread here, it has given you a chance to show us all you've got... but the thing is, you're just shooting blanks now, kid. You can't amuse or annoy anymore, you've slipped down into 'boring'. It might be time to find a new forum, a place where you can get the attention you seem to crave.
 
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the dude agrees and he adds the following:

Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick, his rod or his...johnson."
 
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Haggis McBagpipe you are actually a girl?? whoa didn't know that. How can something like that leak?? I thought we were all anonymous!! Hold a a second.....

* Closes all curtains, shuts all doors with triple metal bar locks, and turns on anti-SS traps including automatic machine guns. Quickly dials the UN for reinforcements.*

There that should do it. Now...... you don't know me right?? You don't know where I live right?? Very tricky you are. Are you an agent sent to kill me?? Any success?? Damn, you Canucks are sure quick with these things!!!!

Anyway how come you are not offended when I addressed you as a male??? I thought girls usually get pretty pissed off with that.

How can you find who people are?? What are you planning to do with my information??

I mean really, how come you didn't correct me when I called you a little boy in one of the posts. And I even called you Mr.Canuck most of the times, aren't you beyond angry now?? Or are you saving this anger until you reach my door so that when you want to kill me at least you will feel proud of it??


Please try to sound as Canadian as possible when replying. Sound happy-evil like in your previous posts, including the maniacal laughters. Sound like as if you are really trying to kill me.

I bet $2,000,000 that everyone here will turn into unstoppable Canadian killing machines when I am through with this post. Which in turn will prove all my posts right!!
 
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Giraldi,
You’re travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind, “A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead: Your next stop: The fucked up Zone.”
 
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