Giraldi's Very Own Thread

Haggis McBagpipe

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LadyC said:
It is NO WONDER the weather in Canada sucks so much this year.
Our weather sucked this year?
How come I never noticed this? I guess I was so busy working on my tan, I didn't see all the alleged clouds...

I think he's thinking about the hurricanes, but has his geography all wonky. We sure did sent a whack of 'em to Florida this year, heh heh, all part of Phase IV of CANADA EH, THE MASTER PLAN. Wicked stuff. Too bad about all those Pacific Islands, but hey. We're Canadian and we don't HAVE to care.
 

Giraldi_Theirrey

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Let me make a correction from one of my posts.
Actually you evil Canadians are actually all suffering from...................

Avoidant Personality Disorder!!! This is a Canadian disease that is well........ MADE IN CANADA!! Anything made in Canada is usually VERY VERY EVIL!

You can tell if a person is Canadian if they suffer from Avoidant Personality Disorder, why they have it, I don't know. But I do know that it's origin is Canadian.

You can even ask for directions without a histeria taking place. Many people say that Canadians lack proper manners..... well thats because it is GENETICALLY CANADIAN!!! Avoidant Personality Disorder comes from a Canadian gene, that is why there is so much fear and hate in Canada. Now if only the Evil Canadians weren't so fearful and hateful then I would not be on this board but then again what can you expect from something that is already EVIL in the first place right??? Avoidant Personality Disorder is what makes Canadians so aggressive and rude when it comes to interpersonal communication. Please take this specific post more seriously. Because this is a PRIORITY problem. This is the root cause of the Canadian aggression. That is why I am on this board. I am very curious how come this disease is so common in Canada than anywhere else????? You evil Canucks should be ashamed that you hurt others because of your own personal problems, but then again what can you expect from a people who are the ROOT SOURCE of all evil? oh well I mean OH CANADA!!

After ALL these posts, NONE of you evil Canucks have yet explained to me how come Avoidant Personality Disorder is so common in Canada?? Why is it more common in females than males?? Is it spreadable?? Why are you canucks so hesitant to admit that you have Avoidant Personality Disorder. No point in hiding it. NOBODY's perfect, so what makes you evil Canucks any different?

I wouldn't be suprised if you evil Canadians actually invented SARS, Mad Cow, West Nile, Bird Flu and Power Plant distruptors(sometimes called "BLACKOUT STARTERS") It fits your evil personality. Of course you then blame it on others and frame other countries so that you would look all perfect and all eh?? How very Canadian of you. OH CANADA!!
 

LadyC

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giraldi said:
After ALL these posts, NONE of you evil Canucks have yet explained to me how come Avoidant Personality Disorder is so common in Canada?? Why is it more common in females than males??
I dunno, Giraldi. I'm guessing they're merely avoiding you.
:wink:
 

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f--king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchased in a range of f--king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f--k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f--king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, f--ked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
 

Giraldi_Theirrey

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LadyC said:
giraldi said:
After ALL these posts, NONE of you evil Canucks have yet explained to me how come Avoidant Personality Disorder is so common in Canada?? Why is it more common in females than males??
I dunno, Giraldi. I'm guessing they're merely avoiding you.
:wink:

That is because they are Canadian and I am not, theoretically. I have a Canadian citizenship but I don't have a Canadian personality. I HELP people. Canadians don't. I donate money for cancer research, homeless and international humanitarian aid. Canadians don't. I give mercy, I don't hold grudges, I forgive my enemies. Canadians on the other hand tries to fight tooth to nail until one side gets wiped out entirely. Canadians believe in revenge. I don't, I believe in mercy.

According to a Canadian, doing good things is considered a sin. Giving mercy is considered weak by most Canadians. Canadians will belittle people who don't believe in retaliation and the total destruction of the otherside.

Canadians are dangerously quiet in foreign affairs. Always using the doing things under theguise of the UN, US, UK, etc.

I have a feeling that you Canadians are going to war with the US because of the SARS and Mad Cow incident. Canadians LOVE to hold grudges. They WILL retaliate. Canadians eliminate their enemies with a calm, cold smile, instead of an angry face. That is what makes Canadians EXTRA EVIL. OH CANADA!!!!

Why so heartless?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!??!
 

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I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk
 

Isengard

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I wonder how come our government didn't take him down yet :!: :?: As Giraldi mentionned, they are usually quick to silence people but here we have this guy talking anti canadian and after all that time, he's still breathing!! We have to call the secret sevices and let them know about this guy who's revealing our national secrets!!! What will the world think of us if they learn all the bad things going on here? Surely we will fall to the last position at the UN billboard of the so-nice-countries. Stop him someone! Please! If nobody's silences him, I'll do it!! Andem will give me his IP address and I'll track him down until he's caught in a dark corner, alone, scared, wondering what the mean canadian that I am will do to him!

:violent3:
 

Giraldi_Theirrey

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I guess you Canadians go off to fight a jihad using these commandments eh?? I recently found the Canadian version KORAN. So you mind control your troops strap bombs to themselves and run into a crowd yes????? REAL WARRIORS fight blade to blade man!! But this is a Canadian tactic I guess......... Oh well.... no wait. OH CANADA!!

The Ten CANADIAN COMMANDMENTS

I. Thou shalt have no other people before Canadians.

II. Thou shalt not criticise Canada or immediate silencing will follow by Ottawa.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of the Canadian Emperor thy Canadian EMPIRE in vain.

IV. Remember the JULY 1st, the day of the CANADIAN ARMEGGEDON.

V. Honour thy Emperor and Empress of Canada.

VI. Thou shalt kill all foes of Canada.

VII. Thou shalt commit adultery, as a couple's shattered souls shall be a traditional sacrafice to the Emperor of Canada.

VIII. Thou shalt steal all rights, privileges, property and land in existence and shall be rightfully claimed in the name of CANADA. Onwards to FACISM & OPPRESSION.

IX. Thou shalt bear false witness against thy neighbour in the name of CANADA! for CANADA! for the EMPEROR of CANADA! for the CANADIAN empire!!

X. Thou shalt covet any thing that is thy neighbour's. Should OTTAWA summons! Thou as denizens of the CANADA EMPIRE shall honorably march into neighbouring territories!!
 

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Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.

Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove : Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky : I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor

Mein Führer! I can walk!
 

Andem

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This is too funny. It sounds like a joke but it doesn't seem like on with all of the things this guy comes up with.. Check back every hour for your laughs or however frequently he posts!

He better watchout for the Canadian-Gestapo or Canadian-KGB (Whichever of the two he's concocted in his mind.)
 

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Admen,
He is not the messiah, he is just a very naughty boy. :lol: ..so says monty pyton anyhows....ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni....alright! I am going to starbucks now...
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Re: RE: Giraldi

LadyC said:
Detention?!?
Don't we... you know... exterminate those who fail to live up to our standards?
:D
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You betcha, we call it 'detention' to give it a kinder, gentler feel... as in, "Whoa, we're gonna detent your dumbass big time, boy!" :cool: