For those of you excited about going to see the new Star wars Movie I say: Have fun, enjoy yourself, and don't let anyone steal your thunder.
By the way, STAR TREK IS WAY BETTER!
But don't let that get you down.
It doesn't matter that Han Solo, played by Harrison Ford, couldn't possibly fly the Millennium Falcon. Heck, the last thing he flew thundered in.
And let's not forget Luke Skywalker. A leading man (cough cough) who couldn't even get a date with anyone but his Sister.
HIS SISTER FOR GOSH SAKE!
You wouldn't catch Gene Roddenberry flirting with such things as incest. Shame on you, George Lucas. Shame Shame Shame.
So, go, enjoy and don't let these basic truths get you down. Buy yourself a stuffed Wookie or Death Star piggy bank.
Meanwhile, the rest of us Star Trek Fans will be watching from afar, giggling behind our hands.
By the way, STAR TREK IS WAY BETTER!
But don't let that get you down.
It doesn't matter that Han Solo, played by Harrison Ford, couldn't possibly fly the Millennium Falcon. Heck, the last thing he flew thundered in.
And let's not forget Luke Skywalker. A leading man (cough cough) who couldn't even get a date with anyone but his Sister.
HIS SISTER FOR GOSH SAKE!
You wouldn't catch Gene Roddenberry flirting with such things as incest. Shame on you, George Lucas. Shame Shame Shame.
So, go, enjoy and don't let these basic truths get you down. Buy yourself a stuffed Wookie or Death Star piggy bank.
Meanwhile, the rest of us Star Trek Fans will be watching from afar, giggling behind our hands.