Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet

DurkaDurka

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Getlemen,I am now available for weekend brothel manager. I have experience as assistant weekend trailer park manager. Please contact Mr. Leahy,he will speak highly of my talents.

We'll pay you 2 cheeseburgers per week, and you can't wear a shirt. ;)
 
May 28, 2007
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Hey Doc;

Member when we was watchin that Japanese porn?

They do the same stuff there.............."pixilate the muffin".......har har har........on video no less.

Then they show a couple guys beatin the crap out of some poor ol Japanese hooker............Which is worse????

Weird nation.

Toyota good. Toyota good.

(I was watching this video on trout fishing, and it suddenly turned into porn)....................what could I do??


:toothy7:

Ha...N'UGG..how ya can go from trout fishin to porn in one frame...dang japanese splicers agin...got me in trouble many a time..it's not our fault
 
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"Soylent Green is People!"


LOL..Awhile back i wanted to post....

The Mods Are People
but figured no one would get it :lol:


and maybe people would think i'm weird...it's a real fear of mine that anyone here gets any wrong ideas about me being weird:roll:
i try hard to remain on a very even keel when i post and only post relavant material with no hint of absurdities...sort of a rule i live by..
 

eh1eh

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LOL..Awhile back i wanted to post....

The Mods Are People
but figured no one would get it :lol:


and maybe people would think i'm weird...it's a real fear of mine that anyone here gets any wrong ideas about me being weird:roll:
i try hard to remain on a very even keel when i post and only post relavant material with no hint of absurdities...sort of a rule i live by..

Don't worry Doc, nobody thinks you're wierd. At least nobody is getting the wrong idea. Well... not unless me and Durka and a couple of others leave anyway, then you'll be weird as you would then be the benchmark. Until then you will have to meet our standards of weird. I don't know what they are cuz I just madew this sh*t up.

Even keel, no absurdities, relavant. Ha. OK well I'll give you the relavant one, cuz I do the same myself. Absurd but relevant. It's a virtue to aspirire to.:lol:
 

DurkaDurka

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I'm just jumping in here but do you mean white panties?

Obviously, you are not a fan of the Trailer Park Boys, otherwise you would be aware of the significance of the white pants.

White Panties are nice too.... not so much on a dude though. lol
 

eh1eh

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Obviously, you are not a fan of the Trailer Park Boys, otherwise you would be aware of the significance of the white pants.

White Panties are nice too.... not so much on a dude though. lol

Indeed. That clears that up. White cottons belong somewhere other then on the trailer park boys.
 

Twila

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nd maybe people would think i'm weird...it's a real fear of mine that anyone here gets any wrong ideas about me being weird

Really? But normal is sooooo boring. Normal = sheeple, following the crowd/fad, and being 1 of 7.

Doc, you are an original. Unique. Different. That's a good thing. To sheeple (who you should never aspire to be) you are weird. What does that tell you? Weird is good. It makes people think. If they're to afraid to analyze why you make them scared they're the kind of people you don't invite inside.