if i heaver
(if i heaver)
well you know i'm going to be,
i'm going to be the one who's
heavering with you
the proclaimers
(if i heaver)
well you know i'm going to be,
i'm going to be the one who's
heavering with you
the proclaimers
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While Eeyore frets ...
... and Piglet hesitates
... and Rabbit calculates
... and Owl pontificates
...Pooh just is.
The tao of pooh
... and Piglet hesitates
... and Rabbit calculates
... and Owl pontificates
...Pooh just is.
The tao of pooh
I liked that book, Peapod. I don't usually read those kind of things, but that on was good. So was the Merlin one.
"You drive like Steve McQueen, man." Tommy Chong
"You drive like Steve McQueen, man." Tommy Chong
i liked that book to pea
i'm reading jonathon kellerman right now
and dr phil's phenomenal family
i'm reading jonathon kellerman right now
and dr phil's phenomenal family
He is, isn't he?
"I think I crashed my car"
--Sleepin'bags Smith, who had indeed crashed his car. Into my car, actually.
"I think I crashed my car"
--Sleepin'bags Smith, who had indeed crashed his car. Into my car, actually.
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
-- Will Rogers
-- Will Rogers
:lol: :lol: Twila you are a sex in the city fan. 8) I love that show :lol: :lol:
Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too-Big!
Carrie: You broke up with your last boyfriend because he was too small, now this one's too big. Who are you, Goldie-Cocks? :lol: :lol:
Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too-Big!
Carrie: You broke up with your last boyfriend because he was too small, now this one's too big. Who are you, Goldie-Cocks? :lol: :lol:
Blackadder's Aunt, a Puritan, on being offered a chair:
"A chair?! You have chairs in your house?" *Slaps Blackadder* "Wicked child! Chairs are an invention of Satan. In our house Nathaniel sits on a spike. I sit on Nathaniel - two spikes would be an extravagance." :wink:
"A chair?! You have chairs in your house?" *Slaps Blackadder* "Wicked child! Chairs are an invention of Satan. In our house Nathaniel sits on a spike. I sit on Nathaniel - two spikes would be an extravagance." :wink:
Black Adder! I remember being quite young sitting with my dad and watching Black adder II.
He'd been captures by a german spy. Black Adder asks him a bunch of questions about how he. The spy. could possible know so much. the spy's response was always "I'd do anything for my country"
then they start to discuss what disquise the spy had used. The milk maid. Black Adder "but didn't we......(implying sex) german spy "I'd do anything for my country"
On and On it goes. the spy having been everywhere Black adder had been and in mulitple disquises. then it comes to a sheep. Black Adder "but didn't we...." spy "I'd do anything for my country"\
OH it was soooooo funny.
I also remember another episode where The Queen plays a joke on Black Adder and pretends they've all been horribly massacred. Blood everywhere. court lying around dead. What a demented sense of humour. Sadly. I laughed.
He'd been captures by a german spy. Black Adder asks him a bunch of questions about how he. The spy. could possible know so much. the spy's response was always "I'd do anything for my country"
then they start to discuss what disquise the spy had used. The milk maid. Black Adder "but didn't we......(implying sex) german spy "I'd do anything for my country"
On and On it goes. the spy having been everywhere Black adder had been and in mulitple disquises. then it comes to a sheep. Black Adder "but didn't we...." spy "I'd do anything for my country"\
OH it was soooooo funny.
I also remember another episode where The Queen plays a joke on Black Adder and pretends they've all been horribly massacred. Blood everywhere. court lying around dead. What a demented sense of humour. Sadly. I laughed.
Yes! They made four series, but Blackadder II is my favourite. Miranda Richardson was great as Queenie, and some of Blackadder's insults were top notch.
eg. Melchett:"Some pleasant word game perhaps, to pass the time?"
Edmund:"OK. Make a sentence from these words, face sodding your shut."
Or when the foppish lord Percy was showing off a tiny trinket that he'd paid a small fortune for, saying "But tiny is the latest fashion," to which Blackadder replies, "Then you, Percy, have the most fashionable brain in London."
eg. Melchett:"Some pleasant word game perhaps, to pass the time?"
Edmund:"OK. Make a sentence from these words, face sodding your shut."
Or when the foppish lord Percy was showing off a tiny trinket that he'd paid a small fortune for, saying "But tiny is the latest fashion," to which Blackadder replies, "Then you, Percy, have the most fashionable brain in London."
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.-- George Carlin
Was that from "When is Jesus Bringing the Pork Chops"?
I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered all over the beaches of the world maybe you've seen it.
- Steven Wright
I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered all over the beaches of the world maybe you've seen it.
- Steven Wright
hehhehhehe..thats a good quote, think I will keep it.
"I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do."
Deep thoughts by Jack handey
"I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do."
Deep thoughts by Jack handey
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
George Carlin
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.
--Deeper Thoughts, by Jack Handey
--Deeper Thoughts, by Jack Handey