Darkness washed over the Dude...darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonlight prairie night...there was no bottom
the dude :lol:
the dude :lol:
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If corn oil comes from crushed corn and olive oil comes from crushed olives, where exactly does baby oil come from?
Tom McNall
Tom McNall
An Egyptian proverb:
"Pride and dignity would belong to women, if only men would leave them alone."
"Pride and dignity would belong to women, if only men would leave them alone."
"............." Marcell Marceau ....
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
Groucho Marx
In Feng Shui, a wind chime over the stove will cure binge eating. DUCT SHUI says enough with the wind chimes already! You can cure binge eating by placing duct tape firmly across your mouth.
The duct tape guys
The duct tape guys
Duct tape - the Canadian "cure all" LOL .... good one pea
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"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."
Henry Kissinger
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"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."
Henry Kissinger
Think there’s no chi in duct tape? Just take a roll, tear off a piece, and hear the energy crackle!
The duct tape guys
The duct tape guys
"Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: - 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.' "
Martin Luther King Jr.
"How sad that the nations of this world cannot see, and believe in, this dream. In truth, it is not a dream, but reality unfulfilled."
Bogie
Martin Luther King Jr.
"How sad that the nations of this world cannot see, and believe in, this dream. In truth, it is not a dream, but reality unfulfilled."
Bogie
I think I have a few more duct tape pearls of wisdom
In Duct Shui, there is basically one realm of influence: The couch. Some might refer to this teaching as laziness. We prefer to call it resourcefulness - utilizing duct tape to maximize our leisure time. Talk about balance and perfect harmony - a man and his couch!
(Note: Some women also find the couch alluring.)
In Duct Shui, there is basically one realm of influence: The couch. Some might refer to this teaching as laziness. We prefer to call it resourcefulness - utilizing duct tape to maximize our leisure time. Talk about balance and perfect harmony - a man and his couch!
(Note: Some women also find the couch alluring.)
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration - courage, clear
thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth."
-- Henry Mencken
thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth."
-- Henry Mencken
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
-- Blaise Pascal
-- Blaise Pascal
Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible,
the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a
vacuum remains."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a
vacuum remains."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll