Eh1Eh for president of Mongolia

[DurkaDurka]

This thread is dedicated to one our our fearless forums members; Eh1eh, now a canditate for CEO of Mongolia.

I will start the story off, i will need everyone's help to finish it though

Eh1Eh started out his life as a simple boy, unspoiled by today's luxuries. EH1Eh was one of the original sons of John Smith ( Church of later day saints founder), he relished
the role of a preachers son, granting him privelages only sinful folk would appreciate.

EH1EH; they called him the decimator in high school due to the lethal ouctcomes of his sexual escapades, it was said that his penis could carve prime rib. The women he mounted knew of his prowess, yet still they initiated carnal activities... they were sore in the end.

Upun entering the 12'th grade, EH1Eh was introduced to 18'th century porn... this was his downfall.

Continue here

 

[Tonington]

The debauchery which ran amok-though tame by todays standards-only served to prime EH1EH`s corruptive ways. Soon, his name was known in every opium den, burlesque house and all other manner of social setting most unsavory to his family and their ways.

EH1EH set about to travel the world, and make his own way. With his name already known, he had many friends across the globe which he could call upon as he began to mass both fortune and fame. In a very short period of time, EH1EH had become the world`s most notable playboy. Women and man alike were drawn to his swarthy ways. It is at this point, that his living legacy began to twist his mind. He became bent on achieving power, in most unnatural ways.

 

[DurkaDurka]

eh1eh. at this point had travelled the world vis Zeplin, this man was bor to fly.

Eh1eh, crossed the atlantic on a mexican, only the strongest of men could achieve such a feat.

Eh1eh met his match at the Mexican border, his colon was no longer the 90210 area code.

 

[gopher]

...wasn't that Joseph Smith??

 

[eh1eh]

...wasn't that Joseph Smith??

That's right Gopher, my father was Joseph.

This bio is an outrage...

You forgot some stuff.

Firstly my father was a village mayor in Outer Mongolia. His drive for power and love of his country fueled his crazed campaign to unite the Mongolias. Outer and Inner Mongolia. After living through his bizzare exploites in the name of reunification I was left with a burning desire for power of my own and fun sex. Oh, the Mexican thing... don't drink the water.ukeleft:

Now that the record is set straight, please continue... :toothy8:

 

[eh1eh]

This is me and my little brother who died at birth.