Simpleton said:
Personally, I think it's really all just a lot of jealousy. The Americans had the balls to stand up to the British and say, "We're not kids anymore. We're adults now."
It wasn't like that. It was more like the US having a typical teenager's temper tantrum at its mother, throwing its toys at her, and then deciding to fly the nest. Meanwhile, Britannia, her beautiful mother, looks at her fat, obese, ugly child and says, "How did I give birth to such an ugly kid?" They speak the most God-awful English ever known to mankind - such as spelling words shorter than their British counterparts (color/honor) and producing ugly Americans such as "thru" instead of "through". Of all Britannia's babies, America is the most uneducated.
Britannia looks at her other daughter, Canada, and think of you as the shyer of our two North American daughters, a nation that doesn't seem to like getting invloved in world events. The British notice that Canadians always think of their country as being more influential and powerful in the world than it actually is (Toro: "Canada's population will overtake Britain's in the next 20-30 years") and when most people in Britain hardly ever think about Canada - Canadians somehow think their country is more influential on the world stage than Britain, when you are only half the size of Britain, aren't a permanent member of the Security Council, have no nukes and have an Airforce that is around 8-9 times smaller than the RAF. Most Brits don't know who Canada's Prime Minister is and think (like the rest of the world) that your capital city is Toronto. To the average Brit, Ottawa is a river animal that is common in our countryside.
Britain's Antipodean daughter, Australia, is more similar to America in the sense that Aussies are loud and boisterous and are all talk but no trousers. They talk tough and act tough - but would soil their pants if they were somehow to come up against a group of rowdy England fans. They love to boast about how "good" they are at rugby and cricket, until we pasted them in the rugby World Cup Final in 2003 and cricket's Ashes in 2005.
New Zealand is more like the Canada of the Southern Hemisphere - it' seems to be a bit shy and doesn't seem to like making its presence felt on the world stage, except when their might All Blacks rugby team is in town.