Dear Santa - I want ......

Riyko

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I want all of the people I love and care about to be happy and have a good christmas. I don't want anything that I don't need. The only thing I need is a jacket since i've never owned one and will need it for up in Canada.
 

northstar

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Jesus loved all of mankind and so everyone can celebrate. Anyway the Pagan's had a Winter Solice celebration and the evergreen was brought in by the Greeks to not only decorate but to bring in the fairies as well. Many of the rituals and celebration revolves around pagean customs.

I just would like santa to throw off a few lumps of coal from a high altitude to land squarely on the head of each of the smelly terrorists [and a crater size one on Hezzbollah and Hamas] so that our troops can have a nice peaceful celebration, and then having the terrorist disposed of, the peace talks can resume.

and all the elves agree and are busy packing up the coal for santa's deposit...
 

CDNBear

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I got what I wanted for Xmass,

 

northstar

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well, ya know, l put in a good word for you bear...l am happy your tushy will be comfie in leather!!!!
I am getting mine too, yep, the poor lad won't know what has hit him...Santa loves those loyal to his favorite country!!!
 

CDNBear

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well, ya know, l put in a good word for you bear...l am happy your tushy will be comfie in leather!!!!
I am getting mine too, yep, the poor lad won't know what has hit him...Santa loves those loyal to his favorite country!!!
I just can't beleive my lil Miss Clause got this one. The one I wanted was cheaper. This one is without a doubt more classy. Wow, I might have to shave and dress better then a chubby Jessie James now that my office is starting to look professional, lol.
 

Sassylassie

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LOL Bear I have a chair like yours in the basement but I feel like it swallows me up and my feet don't touch the floor so the other half uses it. Enjoy your chair.
 

Ariadne

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I just can't beleive my lil Miss Clause got this one. The one I wanted was cheaper. This one is without a doubt more classy. Wow, I might have to shave and dress better then a chubby Jessie James now that my office is starting to look professional, lol.

You are totally spoiled! I have to say that I got what I wanted for Christmas too and that was to actually be able to pull it off. It gets so busy sometimes that this year I just wasn't sure that it would all come together ... but it did and my youngest said that he had a really great day. I suppose the best gift was from the children: a raclette and grill with the note that now I have no excuse not to have more dinner parties.
 

CDNBear

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LOL Bear I have a chair like yours in the basement but I feel like it swallows me up and my feet don't touch the floor so the other half uses it. Enjoy your chair.
Oh I will, I'm sitting in at I type this. It is most comfy. My feet touch the floor to, lol. You do know it has a lil lever that can adjust the hieght, Sass?
You are totally spoiled! I have to say that I got what I wanted for Christmas too and that was to actually be able to pull it off. It gets so busy sometimes that this year I just wasn't sure that it would all come together ... but it did and my youngest said that he had a really great day. I suppose the best gift was from the children: a raclette and grill with the note that now I have no excuse not to have more dinner parties.
I am definetly spoiled rotten. Some men call their better halves "selfish biatch", I call mine, my "selfless biatch". Now before you get all bent, she did name me A$$hole first. Or relationship has been likend to that of Dan and Rosanne, lol. I coming from a Matriarchal society and my wife a Patriarchal one, we seem to mesh symbioticaly.

I use my medicine ball, Zack Noir is a cheap skate (my cat)
Huh???!!! You lost me self.
 

Ariadne

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I am definetly spoiled rotten. Some men call their better halves "selfish biatch", I call mine, my "selfless biatch". Now before you get all bent, she did name me A$$hole first. Or relationship has been likend to that of Dan and Rosanne, lol. I coming from a Matriarchal society and my wife a Patriarchal one, we seem to mesh symbioticaly.
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I'm not all bent ... it's Christmas vacation and everyone is on their best behavior ... at least for the most part. That's great that you have the perfect chair. They gave me one at work but they didn't give any instructions about adjustments so I scrounged around in the garbage and found the tags for what lever or knob does what ... now I need to find someone about my height and weight so I can get them to sit on the chair while I do some minor ergonomic adjustments. Rumour has it that sitting in one of those terrific, super, dooper, adjustable chairs is actually worse for your back, posture and all that other stuff if it's not adjusted properly. Like ... that lumbar support ... too high or too low is bound to screw up the back. Anyway, I'm sure you got it all sorted out since your feet touch the ground. Hoping you have a happy new year. I was working on another one of those dumb animations and the computer sputtered, jiggled and then barfed all my work into no man's land. Starting over is sooooooo much fun!
 

Sassylassie

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LOL Self you are on a roll, those balls are great for balance and for firming up the bum.

Bear, I know about the hydrolic lever but it's useless because it only goes so far and then it stops a foot short of what I need to touch the floor. I lament the day that tall people started making all the furniture, most of my anitque chairs are the perfect fit for my five foot two frame but it's amusing watching someone of large stature trying to mush themselves into a Victorian side chair. The non amusing part is prying it off their arse when they leave.:laughing7:
 

CDNBear

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LOL Self you are on a roll, those balls are great for balance and for firming up the bum.

Bear, I know about the hydrolic lever but it's useless because it only goes so far and then it stops a foot short of what I need to touch the floor. I lament the day that tall people started making all the furniture, most of my anitque chairs are the perfect fit for my five foot two frame but it's amusing watching someone of large stature trying to mush themselves into a Victorian side chair. The non amusing part is prying it off their arse when they leave.:laughing7:
Hey!!!

I resemble that remark!!!

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Sassylassie

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LOL Bear I suppose I could use the five books I received as gifts to rest my feet on. Nah I'd look stupid.