Christian law? Why not? I expect I could look forward to the weekly witch-burning.
:blob6:FK'n A, eh!!
:violent3:Gawd bless ya. Take that!!
Come to think of it, secular might be the way to go.
Forget all about that love thy neighbour shyte. Pile the faggots in a neat pile around the stake, taking care they be not too dry so as to burn too fast, thereby cutting short the screams and all the good stuff.
(faggots, of course, is a bundle of sticks)................just sayin.