Candyland

[mrmom2]

Hey Pea I didn't make the cut to stinkyville I guess the company overbid some jobs and lost them 8 of us got cut stupid assholes .I think I'm going to look for a new job these guys are morons 8)

 

[Twila]

Mrmom...Do they not know your the ANTICHRIST?!?!?!?!?

 

[peapod]

* loads crossbow* I said only yogurt smoothies eastern bill....do you know how far these nice little darts will go...watch your ass..especially since I got a magic stick. I agree on the human body part tho No hairy ass'es aloud in candyland! they can go over to toffeeland with mom and twila won't mind...it will be just another critter to her :wink:

 

[Twila]

twila won't mind...it will be just another critter to her

That's right, I don't discriminate between the 4 legged or the 2 legged animals......

 

[peapod]

The hairy arse ones tho twink...a well placed dart...well you know :wink: Sweet 8) In my candyland...target practice, none of those stupid bulls eyes, just big old hairy arse's .....no hairy arse's in myyyyyyyy neighbourhood.

 

[canadian_cindy]

Blah! I will start....in my candyland, everyone gets a throne...

There will be no such thing as beer, it will be replaced by yogurt smoothies.

Every one shall have their own minature goat!

Ok...I can understand the no beer thing... but ummm... minature goats? sounds interesting.
If I lived in my own candyland... as previously referred as... I would dig a hole a burry myself... cause I would not want that kind of responsibility!!! Oh but I'll take a yogurt smoothie to go...thanks

 

[Reverend Blair]

I refuse to go any place where there is no such thing as beer. That's just wrong. Beer is the amber nectar of the gods. Plus beer is good with a cigarette. And Pizza. And Ice Cream.

 

[peapod]

Welcome cindy to the board and to candyland. Rev, go make your own cancerland...oh I mean candyland Well this calls for a celebration in candyland, ben and jerry's for everyone...chunky monkey I think...

 

[mrmom2]

Don't worry Rev we have Toffee land were beer drinking is manditory 8) oh yea were at war with Candyass land

 

[Reverend Blair]

I want to call mine Big Rock Candy Mountain, Woodie Guthrie being one of my spiritual guides and all....;-)

 

[galianomama]

please excuse....i have not taken the time to read all previous posts, BUT...the ONLY b & g ice cream worth mentioning, let alone eating, devinely, alone, in the nude, on the back steps, in the middle of a hot, sticky summer night, under a full moon.........(drum roll please) is - the one and only - Cherry Garcia. oh mama, that is one smooth dude. 8)

 

[peapod]

:lol: :lol: Hey mama 8) where you been so long 8O cherry garcia..yum...but that ginger icecream...Oi! thats yummy...gots a real kick to it 8) Well my time is over in candyland...excuse me now I gots to go and empty my colostomy bag before the cup runneth over, if you get my drift. Adios, amigos ("ouch").

 

[galianomama]

hi pea, yeah...once i get thru this event this weekend i will be a free woman. one who can eat ice cream under a full moon in the nude. wanna join me? or is it just the likes of the 'skinny dipping' pod that rule your roost? god, that was one wonderparty (new word!) you guys had last summer, eh? btw, has your arm recovered after the left boob took out the right forearm? ha ha 8)

 

[canadian_cindy]

Don't worry Rev we have Toffee land were beer drinking is manditory 8) oh yea were at war with Candyass land

Mandatory huh? I am guessing its Canadian beer right? And just out of curiosity...why call it Toffee land?
By the way we are Canadians... we are the peace keepers.... so... make love not war....LOL

 

[canadian_cindy]

Women will wear no clothes in Toffeland

OoOh what a typical male!! LOL.... if the women wear no clothes... the men had better be naked too!! :wav: