Candyland

[Twila]

You know Pea, that people have the same types of glands as cats,eh? and as they have human phermones.....which perfume makers say is better.....well....I could let you have a number of nubile young loin cloth wearing individuals for your own.....either sex.....

 

[mrmom2]

Okay Queen Podifer leave the cats out of it or were going to start up the chain saws and kill all th trees in Podifers naked land Lets see what kisses can do against chainsaws :lol:

 

[Jay]

Re: RE: Candyland

I could let you have a number of nubile young loin cloth wearing individuals for your own.....either sex.....

What about Mrmom and I? Do we get any?

 

[peapod]

blah! you will have to rename twinkland..smutland. My candyland, all will be one with the trees, but no bushes allowed :twisted: If a tree happens to pass on, than a giant lolly pop with takes its place, one with swirls! peppermint....Ha! I just waved my magic stick, and guess who is here...russell crowe...and hes naked 8) and he will kick twinks and her league of wegies right into the steamer. :twisted:

 

[mrmom2]

What you do break him out of Jail Russell Crowe hothead easily defeated no calls to the wife for him Those lollipops are no match for the cats will be licked to sticks in seconds.Twinks quick go for the queens majic stick :lol:

 

[Jay]

:lol:

 

[Twila]

Twila sends Dave Navarro (the handsomest man in rock) to steal Pea's wizard stick......and finds out it's actually a shrivelled penis.......

hmmmm. what'ya make of that?

 

[mrmom2]

Navarro mister mutton chop sideburns eeeeeeewwwwww 8O You got to be kidding .Shuts down chainsaws switchs to queen Podifers team

 

[Twila]

Traitor! But that's ok....cause I have the wizi stick (which knowing what it's made of makes the name all the more apropo)

 

[peapod]

Come on over mom, I take all the taters I can get :twisted: HA! I live on an island, surrounded by bubbley tofu chili...possible with a magic stick, no wonder he is all shriveled up. Only the great machjo could make it through the tofu chili...excuse me now russell is staring at me 8)

 

[Twila]

What about Mrmom and I? Do we get any?

Sure. What colour?

I live on an island, surrounded by bubbley tofu chili.

That ain't bubbly tofu chili there Pea. That's just Victoria's answer to waste management. 8O

 

[peapod]

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one twinks :wink: Twinks give me a proper email addy so I can send you the music 8)

Who lives in a house like this
Who lives in a house like this
In Number 69 there lives a transvestite
he's a man by day
but he's a woman at night
there's a man in number 4 who swears
he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start the
third world war
oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
in 110 they haven't paid the rent
so there goes the tv with the repo men
in 999 they make a living from crime
the house is always empty 'cos they're
all doin' time

oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood

who lives in a house like this
who lives in a house like this
in number 18 there lives a big
butch queen
he's bigger than Tyson and he's twice
as mean
in 666 there lives a Mr. Miller
he's our local vicar and a serial killer

who lives in a house like this (who lives here, man?)
who lives in a house like this
oh they want to knock us down
'cos they think we're scum
but we will all be waiting when the
bulldozers come
in a neighbourhood like this you know
it's hard to survive
so you'd better come prepared
'cos they won't take us alive

myyyyyyyy neighbourhood 8)

 

[mrmom2]

What the hell is going on with the war of the Candylands? Is there some kind of truce :? If thats the case i'm going to start a revolution

 

[Twila]

So..... we learn that in fact Mrmom IS the antichrist.....

 

[mrmom2]

Thats right Twila I'm Bushmom I'm here to enslave all Candylands :twisted: Beware my evil wrath for it is legendary :lol: I will set Candyland a fire :twisted: and turn it into Toffeeland :wink:

 

[Twila]

Toffeeland....hmmmmmmm toffee....so....how does one become a citizen of toffeeland.... :hippy2:

:notworthy:

 

[ottawabill]

There will be no such thing as yogurt smoothies, it will be replaced by Beer!!! hehehe.

 

[mrmom2]

Women will wear no clothes in Toffeland

 

[ottawabill]

nawh they should have some clothes on..the human body is not alway that great

 

[peapod]

Twinks I sent you the music again! Please tell me you got it! Okay time for some movies in candyland...


http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html