Canadian pre/misconceptions about Americans/America
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Speaking of misconceptions, an alternate universe lives in Winchester Virginia and it seems like that overly conservative web site needs an injection.
Conservatives dominate of course, and they're every bit as vicious and holier than thou as the liberals on this one and every bit as intelligent and funny as this site, but it is starting to die of its own weight because of too many like-minded posters.
So take a gander into the black hole.
May the force be with you.
www.winchesteronline.com and click on forums.
or go straight to it:
http://www.winchesteronline.com/cgi-bin/msgboard/main.html
Cross-acculturate !!!
Something's beaming in.
wait...
I have a goldfish that will be 12 years old in July ?
Conservatives dominate of course, and they're every bit as vicious and holier than thou as the liberals on this one and every bit as intelligent and funny as this site, but it is starting to die of its own weight because of too many like-minded posters.
So take a gander into the black hole.
May the force be with you.
www.winchesteronline.com and click on forums.
or go straight to it:
http://www.winchesteronline.com/cgi-bin/msgboard/main.html
Cross-acculturate !!!
Something's beaming in.
wait...
I have a goldfish that will be 12 years old in July ?
Oh virginia!!! 8O 8O Frito lay had something happening down there with a west virginia mountain mama 8O she even had her car on blocks 8O ...Oi! she scared him right under the bed 8O all seemed fine at first....than I gets this phone call...
ring...ring...
frito: hello
Peapod: was up dude?
frito: nothing, just laying low
Peapod: Say what????
Frito: well...ehm..I am under the bed 8O
Peapod: Why for frito??
Frito: well mountain mama, she's been calling me up, talkin about guns, and jesus and bush 8O 8O
Peapod: yikes! sounds like gonzilla verus the smog monster 8O
Frito: Well by gum, she is a fruitcake 8O, man I am glad I live in canada 8O
Peapod: ehm..so I guess a trip to west virginia is nota than??
frito: you gots that right! I gots call display and I am not talkin to her anymore.
Peapod: mmmmmm does she have brothers 8O 8O 8O 8O
cue in music from deliverance....
Frito: did you have to mention that movie 8O 8O 8O
Peapod: I will protect you frito...chou for now
Frito: chou, smell ya later
click.....
ring...ring...
frito: hello
Peapod: was up dude?
frito: nothing, just laying low
Peapod: Say what????
Frito: well...ehm..I am under the bed 8O
Peapod: Why for frito??
Frito: well mountain mama, she's been calling me up, talkin about guns, and jesus and bush 8O 8O
Peapod: yikes! sounds like gonzilla verus the smog monster 8O
Frito: Well by gum, she is a fruitcake 8O, man I am glad I live in canada 8O
Peapod: ehm..so I guess a trip to west virginia is nota than??
frito: you gots that right! I gots call display and I am not talkin to her anymore.
Peapod: mmmmmm does she have brothers 8O 8O 8O 8O
cue in music from deliverance....
Frito: did you have to mention that movie 8O 8O 8O
Peapod: I will protect you frito...chou for now
Frito: chou, smell ya later
click.....
Blue Ridge Mountains...
Shenandoah River...
....
Younger than the mountains
older than the trees....
But then there's Seeley's Bay and Cranberry Lake in Ontario, great pike and musky...One summer moving across the Rideau Lake chain, 200some year old locks...
Any neighbor that calls a coin a loonie is uh what I like about you, you hold me tight...
Shenandoah River...
....
Younger than the mountains
older than the trees....
But then there's Seeley's Bay and Cranberry Lake in Ontario, great pike and musky...One summer moving across the Rideau Lake chain, 200some year old locks...
Any neighbor that calls a coin a loonie is uh what I like about you, you hold me tight...
mmmmm...that goldfish might make some good bait...send it over.....its a loonie coz there is a loon on it 8O all yur money is the same colour 8O
Blah! ontario has its nice ponds...but the jewel in the crown is BC..shhhhhhh...don't tell anybody....
Blue ridge mountains....A walk in the woods by bill bryson... 8)
Blah! ontario has its nice ponds...but the jewel in the crown is BC..shhhhhhh...don't tell anybody....
Blue ridge mountains....A walk in the woods by bill bryson... 8)
Re: RE: Canadian pre/misconce
Yeah, we used the lefties back in the late 19th century. Wonderful proletariats I tell ya.
Reverend Blair said:
Yeah, we used the lefties back in the late 19th century. Wonderful proletariats I tell ya.
Molson Canadian 'Rant' Parody
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.
I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.
Although I'm certain they weren't American.
I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.
I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.
And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.
Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.
The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!
My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...
...AND I AM AMERICAN!
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.
I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.
Although I'm certain they weren't American.
I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.
I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.
And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.
Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.
The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!
My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray...
...AND I AM AMERICAN!
