Oh Dang, this means we'll have to take another country over!
Fort Drum, in Syracuse is only three hours from Ottawa. Our jets could make the trip in five minutes after wheels up--and that's not even going supersonic (don't want to break dishes ya know). And the 401 could be close in even less time.
So go ahead.. Screw yerselves up. We'll take care of it.
Not only am I not scared, but I sure as fuc don't want your country's so-called
"Help" ~ Up here it looks like Invasions, occupations and gradual genocide..... but I guess we should be greatful after all :roll:
I'd rather our country break apart and all of us to kill each other before I come and see you guys crossing the borders acting like the big heroes nobody asked for.
I'd be making sure our area joined in with the UK before we join in with the US...... frig, I'd join in with Quebec or Franch before I even fathomed joining the US.
But depending on our dumbass politicians, if it ever got to that point, they'd probably sell us out to the US anyways.
Either way there'd be a fight alright.... of course if you decided to bring your forces into Canada for your own selfish reasons, you will be in for quite a suprise in more ways then one.
It certainly won't be easy and you'd be opening up your borders and your lands to a war right next door. I'm pretty sure your citizens can tollerate a war they never see, in a desert far away where they can't relate...... stick that fight right next door and see what happens.
The fight wouldn't just be contained to Canada.... it'd be all along your northern borders and into your side and beyond.
And did it ever occur to you guys that if you ever pulled that dumbass stunt, you're resources would be greatly reduced in which you rely on, your military would be stretched even father then it is now, those other "Evil Doer" wars you got on would get much worse, and they will be coming accross to come pay you guys a visit soon enough.
And besides.... you think the world is going to be pleased that you're invading and attacking Canada of all places?
That's like punching the Pillsbury Doughboy in the face.
If people didn't think you were evil now, they'd sure as hell think you're evil then and it'd probably end up pretty messy.... much more then you guys tend to anticipate.
So go ahead.... try and get all cocky again and see what good it does ya.... it's been working so far for you guys, I'd think you'd learn a bit of humility and consequence by now.
But then again, perhaps that's just asking for too much.