Why don't we have a "fuck tax?" I imagine most folk wouldn't grumble too much at paying it.
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- Thread starter Blackleaf
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Shooosh. Bite your tongue. Don't mention that thought and idea to our dear Marxist leader in Ottawa. That crazy in the head Marxist buffoon in Ottawa is always looking for another excuse to raise or come up with more new taxes. A bedroom tax on all orgasms could be implemented to help create billions in tax dollar revenues for the dicktator in Ottawa to blow. Then, there will be more tax dollars for the big Marxist spender to throw away on his useless Marxist programs and agendas for Canada and Canadians. The more orgasms the better for his royal uselessness.
And do not try and hide the fact from the government that one does not have orgasms in their bedrooms pretty much every day with or without a partner. One must submit a certain number of bedroom orgasms that they have on their income tax returns every year or get audited for not doing so.
And it will be based on age. The younger ones will need to pay more orgasm taxes of course. The government knows already that younger people screw around in their bedrooms a lot more often than older people do. Don't try to get away with it either. The government could cut off one's testicles if they are deemed to be lying about having not too many orgasms.
Aw well, enough of this bullshit nonsense and fun that I am having here. Well, at least it is fun for more. I think that I know what I am going to do now. Give me twenty minutes. Talk later.
The woman says that nobody has any money. Well, what do people expect when they allow their own government to keep blowing their tax dollars all the time on bullshit socialist government programs and agendas that is totally unnecessary and does not serve the people well at all. People need to understand that inflation is high because the government keeps going blowing their tax dollar and also keeps borrowing more money from the globalist banksters which puts the country deeper into debt. Those people need to stop whining and crying. The sheeple needs to wake the phuk up.
The sheeple are responsible for their own demise and mess that they are in because they have allowed their corrupt and spend crazy politicians to put them in the mess that they find themselves into today. I do not feel sorry for anyone anymore. As long as the sheeple keep relying on their lying politicians they will never get anywhere. Government "IS" the bloody problem, and never the bloody solution. GET IT YET?
And like every other tax forced on we the sheeple by the government that "fuck tax' will no doubt go up every year. It's a win-win for the government. No fucky, no tax to pay. The sheeple win.
Because the way the gov't treats the people they would literally owe more in taxes than they bring it if they had to pay that.
Can you just imagine the size of the bureaucracy that would be created as a result from such a fuck tax being implemented? I can see spend crazy in the fkn head Turdeau rubbing his grubby hands in glee. Oh joy, more money from the taxpayer for me to blow on more of my pet communist programs and agenda projects.