Bigfoot Risks Extinction, says Canadian MP

Motion: To call a group of Bigfoot a "Smelly"

  • All those in Favour

    Votes: 5 83.3%
  • Opposed

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Total voters
    6
  • Poll closed .

Kreskin

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Feb 23, 2006
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I second the motion.

Anybody watch Trailer Park Boys? Bubbles calls 'em Samsquamch.(spelling unverified lolll)

Hey Kreskin... ya really think it tastes like chicken????? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Ha ha, doesn't everything taste like chicken. Are the Trailer Park Boys seeing samsquamches these days?

Thanks for the second. Lets see if I can create a poll to vote on it.
 

Kreskin

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Finding a "Smelly" of Bigfoot would be the motherlode for Samsquamch hunters.
 

Twila

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Mar 26, 2003
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these aren't hoity toity cousins.
You wouldn't consider their ability to remain so mysterious shrewd?

Being so mysterious how can we be sure they're not our hoity toity cousins? There's got to be a reason they've avoided us for so long. Not even an invite to dinner. Sheesh!
 

Kreskin

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You wouldn't consider their ability to remain so mysterious shrewd?

Being so mysterious how can we be sure they're not our hoity toity cousins? There's got to be a reason they've avoided us for so long. Not even an invite to dinner. Sheesh!
LOL. If they're so shrewd why do they leave all those big footprints around for us to cast? Huh..Huh?
 

Kreskin

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Feb 23, 2006
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and how do you know this? Have you ever actually smelled a smelly? :fart:... and yer still going with chicken eh?

All the credible samsquamch hunters say they stink.

I guess we could ask the guy in the cannibal story.
 

Twila

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LOL. If they're so shrewd why do they leave all those big footprints around for us to cast? Huh..Huh?

It's how they stay mysterious. with no footprints whatsoever we wouldn't even be having this discussion.
 

Dexter Sinister

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Most of the so-called evidence for Bigfoot suggests hoax, illusion, or delusion. All we have are footprints, some of which are known to be hoaxes, and grainy film and video images of uncertain provenance. There's considerable controversy about the legitimacy of the Patterson-Gimlim film, for instance, with some people having come forward claiming to have been involved in the hoax and naming others, others denying it or issuing statements so ambiguous it's hard to know what they mean. Some people have even claimed Bigfoot is real but exists on a different astral plane, or some such tripe; I think we can dismiss that one. We have no body, no bones, no fur, no scat, no campsites, no young... no good evidence at all, really. It would be fascinating and wonderful if Bigfoot turns out to be real, but it strains credibility that a creature that big could exist in numbers large enough to be a successful breeding population and escape definitive detection despite a century of searching by people who *really* want to find one. And being so strongly motivated makes them more prone to misperception and self-delusion.

This in particular from the OP makes me deeply suspicious: ""When I get species protection for them nationwide, I will make my findings public and I will take this out of the realm of mythology. Bigfoot is real," Standing told Global National television news." It should be obvious he'd stand a much better chance of getting protection for them if he provided the proof that they exist first, so I don't believe getting protection for them is his real motive. This is a guy with a hidden agenda, probably involving enriching himself.
 

FUBAR

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A smelly sounds like a single one surely a group would be called a STENCH.........:cool::cool:
 
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Vereya

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It also doesn't make it untrue.


Again, Keep in mind THIS creature is real and it is far less believable


It took me quite some time to tell its head from its rear end LOL
It does look as if natural selection, or the creator, or both, were having a great time making this one :lol:
 

Libra Girl

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There is a Sasquatch who lived close to our neighborhood on Gabriola. He is completely covered with hair and stands at least 6'-6" tall. This being is capable of rudimentary communication though I've never heard it utter a word. I say it is capable of communication of some sort because it has somehow acquired a Harley Davidson motorcycle and he must put gas in it occasionally.

lol.
 

Libra Girl

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Most of the so-called evidence for Bigfoot suggests hoax, illusion, or delusion. All we have are footprints, some of which are known to be hoaxes...

Yes, but what about those footprints that cannot be determined as hoaxes?

Dexter Sinister said:
...and grainy film and video images of uncertain provenance. There's considerable controversy about the legitimacy of the Patterson-Gimlim film...

Yes, personally I feel that there is something false about the 'face' of the 'creature' in the Patterson-Gimlim film. Across the eye's there appears to be a horizontal rectangle shape that simply doesn't look quite right somehow, giving the appearance of a 'slot' in a mask for viewing from. Just a thought...
 

Blackleaf

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According to many experts, the film footage CANNOT show simply a man in a suit:

Analyses


In 2004, anthropologist David Daegling (who strongly suspects a hoax) notes that in 1967, movie and television special effects were rather primitive when compared to the more sophisticated effects in later decades, and allows that if the Patterson film depicts a man in a suit that “it is not unreasonable to suggest that it is better than some of the tackier monster outfits that got thrown together for television at that time” (Daegling, 112).

Daegling also writes, “The skeptics have not felt compelled to offer much of a detailed argument against the film; the burden of proof, rightly enough, should lie with the advocates.” Yet without a detailed argument against authenticity, Daegling notes that “the film has not gone away” (Daegling, 119). Similarly, Krantz argues that of the many opinions offered about the Patterson film, “Only a few of these opinions are based on technical expertise and careful study of the film itself” (Krantz, 92).

Curiously, the figure shown in the Patterson-Gimlin film appears to possess both a sagittal crest (usually restricted to male gorillas) and pendulous female breasts (as in human and chimpanzeefemales). Neither humans nor chimpanzees have hairy breasts as does the figure in the film, and critics have argued these features are evidence against authenticity. Napier has noted that a sagittal crest is "only very occasionally seen, to an insignificant extent, in females" (cited in Wasson, 74).

Supporters speculate that a sagittal crest might be related to Bigfoot size or maturity, not to sex, and caution against applying established standards to what may be an unknown creature.

Supporters of the theory that the Bigfoot film footage is genuine:

Dmitri Donskoy

A formal academic study of the Patterson film was conducted by Dmitri Donskoy, Chief of the Dept. of Biomechanics at the USSR Central Institute of Physical Culture, and later associated with Moscow’s Darwin Museum (Daegling, 45). Donskoy believed that the creature was non-human based on its weight and its gait. He inferred it was weighty from the ponderous momentum he observed in the movements of its arms and legs, in the sagging of the knee as weight came onto it, and in the flatness of the foot. Its gait he considered non-artificial because it was confident and unwavering, "neatly expressive," and well-coordinated, and yet non-human because its arm motion and glide resembled a cross-country skier's. Krantz describes Donskoy’s conclusion as being that the film depicts “a very massive animal that is definitely not a human being” (Krantz, 92).

D.W. Grieve

Anatomist D.W. Grieve of the Royal Free Hospital School of Medicine in Hampstead, North West London, studied a copy of the film in 1971, and wrote a detailed analysis. He notes that "The possibility of a very clever fake cannot be ruled out on the evidence of the film," but also writes that his analysis hinges largely on the question of filming speed (see above).

Grieve concluded that "the possibility of fakery is ruled out if the speed of the film was 16 or 18 frames per second. In these conditions a normal human being could not duplicate the observed pattern, which would suggest that the Sasquatch must possess a very different locomotor system to that of man." If filmed at the higher speed, Grieve concluded that the creature “walked with a gait pattern very similar in most respects to a man walking at high speed.”

Grieve noted that "I can see the muscle masses in the appropriate places ... If it is a fake, it is an extremely clever one" (Hunter and Dahinden, 120). Like Krantz, Greive thought the figure's shoulders were quite broad. Also like Krantz, Grieve thought Patterson's estimate of the figure's height was inaccurate. Grieve concluded the figure in the Patterson film revealed "an estimated standing height for the subject of not more than 6 ft. 5 in. (196 cm.)." He notes that a tall human is consistent with the figure's height, but also notes that for a tall human, "The shoulder breadth however would be difficult to achieve without giving an unnatural appearance to the arm swing and shoulder contours."[4]

More personally, Grieve notes that his “subjective impressions have oscillated between total acceptance of the Sasquatch based on the grounds that the film would be difficult to fake, to one of irrational rejection based on an emotional response to the possibility that the Sasquatch actually exists. This seems worth stating because others have reacted similarly to the film” (cited in Byrne, 157).



Grover Krantz

Krantz offered an in-depth examination of the Patterson film (Krantz, 87-124). He concluded that the film depicts a genuine, unknown creature, citing the following factors, among others:
  • Primarily, Krantz's argument is based on a detailed analysis of the figure's stride, center of gravity, and biomechanics. Krantz argues that the creature's leg and foot motions are quite different from a human's and could not have been duplicated by a person wearing a gorilla suit
  • Krantz pointed out the tremendous width of the creature's shoulders, which (after deducting 1" for hair) he estimated at 28.2 inches, or 35.1% of its full standing height of 78". (Or a higher percentage of its 72" "walking height," which was a bit stooped, crouched, and sunk-into-the-sand (Krantz, 106-08).) The creature's shoulders are almost 50% wider than the human mean. (For instance, André the Giant had a typical human ratio of 24%. Wide-shouldered Bob Heironimus (see below) has 27.4%. Only very rare humans have a shoulder breadth of 30%.) Krantz argued that a suited person could not mimic this breadth and still have the naturalistic hand and arm motions present on the film.
  • Krantz wrote, “the knee is regularly bent more than 90°, while the human leg bends less than 70°.” No human has yet replicated this level lower leg lift while maintaining the smoothness, posture, and stride length (41") of the creature.
  • Krantz and others have noted naturalistic-looking musculature visible as the creature moved, arguing this would be highly difficult or impossible to fake. Hunter and Dahinden also note that "the bottom of the figure's head seems to become part of the heavy back and shoulder muscles ... the muscles of the buttocks were distinct" (Hunter and Dahinden, 114).
  • Krantz also interviewed Patterson extensively, and as noted below, thought Patterson lacked the technical skill and knowledge needed to create such a realistic-looking costume.
  • Krantz reports that in 1969 John Green (who at one point owned a first-generation copy of the original Patterson film) interviewed Disney executive Ken Peterson, who after viewing the Patterson film, asserted "that their technicians would not be able to duplicate the film" (Krantz, 93). Krantz argues that if Disney personnel (among the best special effects experts of their era) were unable to duplicate the film, there's little likelihood that Patterson could have done so.
  • More recently, Krantz showed the film to Gordon Valient, a researcher for Nike shoes, who he says "made some rather useful observations about some rather unhuman movements he could see" (ibid).
Jeff Meldrum

Dr. Jeff Meldrum of Idaho State University cites efforts by John Green as important in his own studies of the Patterson film. "It has been obvious to even the casual viewer that the film subject possesses arms that are disproportionately long for its stature." Meldrum writes that "Anthropologists typically express limb proportions as an intermembral index (IM)" and notes that humans have an average IM index of 72, gorillas an average IM index of 117 and chimpanzees an average IM index of 106.

In determining an IM index for the figure in the Patterson film, Meldrum concludes the figure has "an IM index somewhere between 80 and 90, intermediate between humans and African apes. In spite of the imprecision of this preliminary estimate, it is well beyond the mean for humans and effectively rules out a man-in-a-suit explanation for the Patterson-Gimlin film without invoking an elaborate, if not inconceivable, prosthetic contrivance to account for the appropriate positions and actions of wrist and elbow and finger flexion visible on the film. This point deserves further examination and may well rule out the probability of hoaxing."

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mabudon

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I'm not saying there can't be such thing, I just seriously think there IS no such thing is all. This is turning into the same thing as the 9-11 "debates" only there's no possible geo-political motive behind bigfoot hoaxes.

You know, folks make money at weirdo conventions talking about this stuff, why should anyone trust them?? Seems good enouigh to shoot down actual important theories, why doesn't it apply to the silly BS that is the Yeti??

I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin, is all :D

Oh and sure, I like Smelly, but Stench is damn funny somehow- maybe a Smelly could be a single family unit, like a mated pair, whereas a Stench would be the whole community??