Away

[FiveParadox]

Haggis!

It was terrible! As soon as you left, there were mass flame wars going on, people were suspended, forums were locked, forums were split onto Wreck Beach, people were mean, they forced me to change my avatar back (well, not "forced" per se, lol), and there was random scariness abound!

 

[Jay]

Five started it!

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Re: RE: Away

Haggis!

It was terrible! As soon as you left, there were mass flame wars going on, people were suspended, forums were locked, forums were split onto Wreck Beach, people were mean, they forced me to change my avatar back (well, not "forced" per se, lol), and there was random scariness abound!

Hmm, you know, I think I will just ban every single person on Canadian Content. Then I will wander the empty threads and maybe have a nice cup of tea over in Wreck Beach. Perhaps a spot of lunch down in Politics (after the room has been thoroughly aired out). After that, who knows, maybe I'll take a leisurely afternoon nap in the Lounge after which I will visit the other threads.

Yes . . . yes . . . I see great potential in this new plan. It is by far easier than the torture rooms. There are so many of you, after all, and I only have but a few torture tools.

 

[FiveParadox]

Jay, I did no such thing!

I think we all know who started this ...

It was that new guy, who started bashing people. Then there was the other new guy, and he started bashing people too. And there were no mods around so I kept telling people to go to Wreck Beach, because there were no mods around, and I checked the list at the bottom and none of the mods were on, so I got scared and sat in the corner and cried.

 

[I think not]

FiveParadox started it. Ban him for 3 days.

 

[Jay]

There, there, my Five...don't cry. Jay will protect you if it comes to that.

 

[FiveParadox]

I think not started it!

He should be taken to the torture chambers, and subsequently tortured for a period of no less than eight years. Or, alternatively, I can burn him a DVD of Gravitation (the positively delicious shounen-ai anime from which my avatar is derived), and he has to watch the whole thing!

 

[I think not]

8O

Jay started it.

 

[Colpy]

WELCOME BACK HAGGIS!

 

[Cosmo]

Haggis!!!

Hugz and smooches to you upon your return. If I were true to my Gypsy heritage, I'd throw on a huge feast for you!

Man, you got your work cut out for you here. I pretty much hid behind Five while he was crying in the corner. We shared tissues.

Here's what your day is likely to be filled with!

Anyway, welcome home. You were missed.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Thanks, Colpy!

As for the rest of you nut jobs, what the hell, you're all going to the torture rooms. After that, you're all getting good and banned so that I can catch up on my post reading at leisure. Someone can put on the kettle for my tea while I prepare the torture rooms.

 

[Jay]

 

[missile]

With my customary modesty, I must say that every post of mine was pure gold..and everyone else except Zoof and Cortez were naughty :lol:

 

[Jay]

Re: RE: Away

I can burn him a DVD of Gravitation (the positively delicious shounen-ai anime from which my avatar is derived), and he has to watch the whole thing!

We have laws against cruel and unusual punishment you know!

 

[cortez]

Dear Haggis..
Dont believe a word of it- it was me it was me- take me to the torture room... Missile is right... It was all my fault Mea culpa Mea culpa

Please dont ever leave me alone with all of them again....

They are mean bullies to me...

Boohoo.....

They called me leftie, socialist, kool aid drinking moonbat...

I only retaliated in pure self defense....
I swear
PS Welcome back

PPS They are picking on darkbeaver too...

 

[missile]

Two questions: Did you smile for your mug shot? And was the ink difficult to get off your hands after they took your prints?

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Re: RE: Away

:lol: You're all crazy as loons, why, you're all leftie, socialist, kool aid drinking moonbats except, that is, for the ones who are rightie, capitalist, kool aid drinking moonbats. :lol: :lol:

 

[FiveParadox]

Whereas I, of course, am of that ultimate party:

The centrist,
Where one takes the best of the right
And the best of the left
(And the rest of the left,
And rejecting the right).

 

[missile]

Is Grape KoolAid all right? It's the only flavour for me

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Grape Kool Aid it is, just for you, Missile!

Five, centrists are a good thing.

Once I finish inventing my new torture room, the Morphing Room will morph all far righters and far lefters into peanut butter sandwiches. Just so they know. . . .