
Or as Fark puts it,

Anyway golf fans...
NEW YORK (AP) -- For the first time in its 80-year history, Augusta National Golf Club has female members.
The home of the Masters, under increasing criticism the last decade because of its all-male membership, invited former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and South Carolina financier Darla Moore to become the first women in green jackets when the club opens for a new season in October.
Both women accepted.
"This is a joyous occasion," Augusta National chairman Billy Payne said Monday.
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Next thing you know, there will be fewer sandwiches made in the kitchen and they might even end up voting.